TaylorJ_01

Him turning an Ashley run NUFC down confirms his LACK of character to you? He's just went up in my estimations tbh. "We're 2 points from relegation zone after 8 losses in a row. Carver will become your assistant. You won't get to choose any players. We'll pay you a very small amount of money and you're not allowed to try that hard. Oh and all the players want to leave, are suspended or are horrifically injured. Derek Wright will be performing your medical."

Even with 12 we'll struggle.

I'm probably a 7.5 for now. Just like the concept of infinity, I'm struggling to fathom losing 9/10/11 game in a row. Although I said that way back at 5. 8 games in a row, man

Jesus fucking christ.

Recall Kevin Mbabu.

Why is Charnley having meetings with Carver? It's like Ian Brady having a meeting with Myra Hindley about "why not to kill people a lot".

Pretty much "Did we win?" "No." "Ah, was Ba playing? He always scored." "He doesn't play here an- "Hang on John, got a phonecall. Hello? You want to loan Michael Richardson? The ginger one? Give me 5 minutes" etc

Carver replaced by SportsDirect robot "Paul" the friendly cost-slashing android. Keeps putting stickers on everything and violently assaulting Kevin Mbabu.

here we see the lesser spotted smallest image in the world, a marvellous sight

I will find you and I will kick you loads #taking4

I am sceptical.

Never going to win a fucking match it feels like.

Bringing on Zouma now most boring champions in history.

The ball was out of play Cronky man

Sorry.

Cringe, sheer cringe.

Hahahaha Given

Benteke loves a goal.

Shit, Given is 39!

Even Phil Neville is weighing in. Jesus.

Guess folk have given up with MOTD

Seen Colback like twice, getting ran past both times #11colbacks

The fuck was that by Riviere man

In all fairness, Morgan is huge. Not sure how he can move.