TaylorJ_01

Why does the kitty have a vortex in its stomach? to put pennies in it

http://i.imgur.com/iIuuNgQ.jpg

no

When I got tall I got put as a centre forward and balls fucked at me, then when they realised I was fast they put me at right-back. Football growing up was absolutely crap.

no

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/news/11578118/Football-fans-to-be-breathalysed-before-matches.html?utm_content=bufferee3ef&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer More attempts to criminalise being a football fan. Not allowed to drink, not allowed to have drunk, not allowed to stand up, not allowed to hold signs, police escort into the ground, police escort out of the ground. No outside food or drink, you must pay extra for that. Monday night games sponsored by fuck you, we don't need you there anyway, give us your money and fuck off. Oh you're an owner of a club? Do what you want.

Which is why I don't think stripping him of the captaincy is going to improve his attitude. Right now the manager's job should be to pump these players with belief and pride in the shirt, not play to the fans or the media. It's better to be a c*** like Mourinho who can get his players to fight to the death than be popular Johnny who is loved by the local fans and Lee Ryder for being "honest" about his players lack of heart. Right, but it'll never happen. More chance of Riviere scoring a double hattrick. You could have just said "a single goal" and people would have got your point. He's going to score this weekend. Got a feeling about it. Is it a similar feeling to avian flu?

Interesting. I like it. I'd watch the football league show but it's always on mad late.

probably thinks his team-talk is revolutionary by it being entirely "just go out and win!".

That gets my vote. I played with a horrible bastard guy who used to pinch the hairs on the back of peoples legs when he was marking them, do that.

jesus christ almighty

I'm sure the presence of Charnley really brought the players together. Half of them probably don't know who he is. Just a speccy weirdo watching them run about.

The reds do have a silly defence impenetrable.

De Boer will have his team drilled so that they know what every position entails or, at least, quite a few and what the overall system is. Carver/Pardew just chuck guys in at random and hope they know how to play there. It's absolutely absurd. As in, most players in most teams will know rough guidelines for their system, like for full backs - "overlap in every attack" or "man mark the wide players" or "keep a high line" or "play ball infield at every opportunity" or "make triangles with the LCM and CB" or whatever. There's absolutely zero plan at the moment, you can see it. The biggest plan we have is that f***ing stupid kick-off routine which we can't even do and aiming at Williamson on every set-piece which hasn't ever worked. Not one player gives me the idea that they are playing as part of a drilled system. They just all play how they want which is fine if the players are actually good, but they aren't. Crazy.

not stopping at: failure

buuuuump! gonna buy train tickets today.

We not think it might affect the other team too? If they've really said they are scared of the atmosphere they can fuck off.

There's literally no point of us having Anita. I rate him, but we're never going to have a manager that isn't going to look at him and say "he's too small" before anything else.

Shearer/Ronaldo brb spaffing

Polish fan shot and killed by police at 4th tier game

Stop defending them man, it's s**** and you know it's s****.

Good lord please stop Americans playing football. "come on new york score a goal it's really very simple" x 1,003,204

He'd probably consider it either way. He doesn't have much to gain coming in now.

Him turning an Ashley run NUFC down confirms his LACK of character to you? He's just went up in my estimations tbh. Yes it does, because I don't think Ashley has anything to do with his decision. He just didn't fancy the last 3 fixtures and the prospect of being the man who takes us down. Don't be surprised if he decides to come in the summer if we survive. of course he doesn't fancy it