TaylorJ_01

Van der Vaart mkII imo.

Yeah what's wrong with Pato? Wasn't he the best thing since sliced Ronaldinho? All I remember is commentators going 'PATOPATOPATOPATOPATOPATOPATOPATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Darren Bent is quality. One guy I wouldn't hold a grudge against if he signed for us from the Mackems

No Diego??? Brazil have always had weak centre-mids which is why I usually suggest a DM (Silva/Josue) and an AM (Diego). That's probably the weakest squad they have had in a while.

He's been alright, but not even nearly the best in our squad.

Scott Parker is in the squaaadddd EDIT: Everyone already knows, never mind.

Felixstowe

worth a punt who knows he and arsene may prefer us to get him Arsene has always had good things to say about us, as has Mourinho for some reason. Should be able to get one of their players. Vela, Merida or someone like that. He has a massive weak spot for us through his days under Sir Bobby. Ah of course, cheers

I know, I'm being an old romantic If he's happy going back straight away then fine. Get Krul starting most pre-season battles.

and what would be the point in that? Surely you play Krul & Harper. Dunno, just to give him a chance to pull on a Newcastle jersey. At least give him 1 game to show that we still care about him... Harper has played enough, he only needs a few games.

That settles it then. Get him to play a few of our pre-season matches and send him back Another year won't hurt, unless he will be our first choice next season (unlikely I'd imagine).

If he gets sold we should take to the streets

Good luck with that. You can quote me in saying that it won't happen. Not even nearly. *happens*

worth a punt who knows he and arsene may prefer us to get him Arsene has always had good things to say about us, as has Mourinho for some reason. Should be able to get one of their players. Vela, Merida or someone like that.

Having only ever seen match reports you would assume that Baheng was a really good player, no-one seems to rate him at all though... Well done this group of lads who were promoted to the senior squad

Villa is probably the most complete striker in the world. I know folk will disagree, but he has pace, power, intelligent movement, excellent finishing, a FEARSOME shot and he's got a decent header on him aswell. Get rid of Ibra, you won't need him if you have Villa...

Maybe Avram doesn't want to battle relegation again next year. He should be managing teams in european competition tbh. West Ham have a good base to build upon (Parker, Cole, Diamanti, Upson etc etc) but I doubt the pair will put much money in.

Fabrice Pancrate.

He's a bit of a crock though...

All threads like this do is build up negativity to go into the new season with. Give it a break Crumpy, jesus.

Must be boring being a barca fan domestically apart from the Barca-Madrid games and any derbies. It's either 'fuck Madrid are ahead of us' or 'thank fuck we didn't lose the title'. Anger or relief, neither are great. Probably why they treat the CL so importantly (understandably). Obviously you will know better, but even with our season this year I felt a bit of it... only a wee bit mind...

Wrong again.

i disagree. on the downside though for england, neither seems to do it. Lampard was always put in the holding mid position to let Gerrard push forward. Might explain his poor form a wee bit.

No because Pompey are gonna get absolutely raped in the final so wouldn't have qualified for Europe anyway. They would for being runners up. The runners-up qualifying for Europe dealy was scrapped a couple of years ago. No it wasn't, it was for the League Cup though. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/european/uefacup/3023605/Back-door-route-into-Europe-is-shut-for-FA-Cup-final-losers-Football.html The other team in the final have already qualified for Europe, spot goes to the runners up I'm sure.

Bahahaha. Boa Morte, you have skinned the club in wages and done fuck all. Keep your mouth shut you stupid twat!