RR15

The worst accent in the UK.

£10 on Stevenage V Rotherham Sheff Utd V Gillingham Carlisle V Crawley Over 2.5 Goals

Steve Clarke clearly been crying his eyes out.

What a terrible decision.

Hope all the Portugal players struggle to sleep tonight. £42.55 gone.

Just about to start drinking, the perfect Saturday?

What is that?

Hot dog cheese balls.

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Lazy bastards.

That is correct Mr.Hays

I'll stick to Croft Park thanks.

Seen that Paul Dummet one on twitter IF he scores away at Chelsea... () He scored a goal at Stamford Bridge, I was there, Paul Dummett.

Excited for the game now.

Fuming

"So come on, David Moyes, play like Fergie's boys, we'll go wild, wild, wild! We'll go wild, wild, wild!" Canny.

Just swapped Shelvey for Zaha, not sure he'll start like...

Been waiting for this opening game for ages, now I don't want to play it. Scared. Anyway, Monday night, bottom of the league.

Hamstring? EDIT: He's holding his left arse cheek