RR15

What is that?

Hot dog cheese balls.

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Lazy bastards.

That is correct Mr.Hays

I'll stick to Croft Park thanks.

Seen that Paul Dummet one on twitter IF he scores away at Chelsea... () He scored a goal at Stamford Bridge, I was there, Paul Dummett.

Excited for the game now.

Fuming

"So come on, David Moyes, play like Fergie's boys, we'll go wild, wild, wild! We'll go wild, wild, wild!" Canny.

Just swapped Shelvey for Zaha, not sure he'll start like...

Been waiting for this opening game for ages, now I don't want to play it. Scared. Anyway, Monday night, bottom of the league.

Hamstring? EDIT: He's holding his left arse cheek

No pyro, no party.

Massive ball sacks.

Don't worry, I've set myself a deposit limit and can't place another bet tonight.

Go on Corrigan! (Forum bet )

"Ok, Alan...you can sign players NOW..."

Everyone seems to have won today, doesn't feel that special to me anymore.

Nottingham Forest, QPR, Reading, Wigan all to win opening league fixtures @ 16/1 Had a fiver on, £85 returns.