Espio

f***ing hell. Is that Gareth Southgate talking with John Carver in the photo? He's the new pelanty coach.

José "The Left Back" Enriqué?

Imagine being in the middle of those two...

Fuck, that's a forehead Ant & Dec would be proud of.

What page will this be denied then?

He's no Danny Simpson

From Bartons twitter - Debuchy has signed for Newcastle. He was good for Lille when we played them. Very attacking. Be interesting to see how he goes... #Nufc

I literally just thought that!

Pathetic

Southampton must be shit, considering they're only 1-0 up against 11 Statues

http://www.edgecomedy.co.uk/images/NO/nufc.png

Hooooof

He's baaaaack

Ben Arfa takes the piss like

Here, man... Woah woah woah, share with the class!

Similar to Everton away, but more powerful. And on his Right foot

Sigh, right hand side again...

Fuck it, he'll still do a better job than Simmo

Spurs match is still playing, so that should hopefully be a good indication as to whether this one is on

How the fuck he's a premier league player I'll never know

All I'm saying, is that if there was a choice between saving Dreamboat, or the wife, from a house-fire, I know who would win.

As the 10 Sport revealed on Tuesday night, the leaders of LOSC have received a new offer from Newcastle for Mathieu Debuchy. The previous was 6 million bonus included. The new is 6 million strong bear a percentage of the resale of the player. Upon learning of this new proposal, leaders of the LOSC, who originally hoped almost 10 million euros for their player, decided to take the time to think. No final decision has yet been taken. According to our information, the choice is now up to President Michel Seydoux who asked a few days before responding. Réveillère and Bosingwa are priorities. The President of the LOSC hesitate. Wary before the offered amount, it does not go to war with a player trained in Lille and for which the club has the deepest respect. Also according to our information, the president of LOSC have planned an official communication on this subject before the end of the week. To replace him, the two tracks are priority Lille Jose Bosingwa, free since the end of his contract with Chelsea and Lyon's Anthony Réveillère. Financial discussions have already been opened with these two players, and LOSC is no longer very far from following the replacement of Debuchy if the door finally opens to the latter.

Giggity

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