Espio

Best Down... Cissé?! Or Ameobi?

2 tackles from behind now, and no fucking cards. Fuck you Downs, fuck you.

Better be the type with which you can make a space-car, otherwise no fucking deal.

Reckon he's playing with an injury, bless him. Fucking brain injury the useless cunt

Aly Cissokho claims Newcastle are holding discussions with Lyon regarding his services, but says there other clubs are interested as well. The Magpies have been strongly linked with the France international in recent times, with it understood that Alan Pardew contemplated making a move last summer. No deal materialised then, but it is possible a switch will be pushed through during the winter window. Lyon's precarious financial standing means they must move players out, and Newcastle are looking to add to a squad that is pushing hard for a top-four finish in the Premier League. Cissokho claims talks with Newcastle are still at an early stage, but he is prepared to start thrashing out terms if given the go-ahead by his current employers. "I am waiting for the green light from Lyon," he told Sky Sports. "I am a Lyon player and if they agree a fee with a club, I will then talk to that club. "But nothing is done yet and I have not been to Newcastle for a medical. "Newcastle and Lyon are talking about me, but there are other teams interested as well." http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7436222/Cissokho-waits-on-green-light

Cabaye fucked

We don't have a "continental" center back Williamson...

App-le

I've just been refreshing this thread every 30 seconds trying to think of something to say, But I'm genuinely lost for words, a great great loss.

We'll still get no fucking credit for it if the score stays like this. "MAN UNITED ROBBED BY SHIT LINESMAN!"

80085

How do you get banned from RTG? They post streams and schedule fights on there ffs. Dunno Might have something to do with my username on there being... TcHuInCtKs

Can someone please remind the thick cunts of this? I've been banned http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=641998 1)Stoke City 101.8 Decibels 2) Spurs 97.58 DB 3)Liverpool 95.40 DB 4)Portsmouth 94.30 DB 5)Newcastle 94.06 DB 6)Aston Villa 92.20 DB 7)Chelsea 92.06 DB 8)Middlesborough 91.30 DB 9)Arsenal 90.80 Db 10)WBA 90.26 DB 11)Everton 89.98 DB 12)Blackburn 89.30 DB 13)Bolton 88.00 DB 14) Man City 87.25 DB 15 Fulham 87.00 Db 16)Man Utd 86.50 DB 17) West Ham 86.15 DB 18) Wigan 86.10 DB 19) Hull City 84.60 DB 20) Sunderland 84.05 DB

I'm sure fapping whilst looking at the table doesn't help either tbf.

Bitch slap the cunt from everyone at N-O

Thought I'd have a go like; http://www.edgecomedy.co.uk/marrs/ZeRoE/NOFC/SBR.png

His little smirk when he first grabbed a towel, fucking priceless

14 fucking seconds it took.

Question is, would you have him as our #9?

Suffered a stroke apparently http://www.france24.com/en/20111031-ac-milan-striker-cassano-suffered-stroke-report?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

Stoke are one of the few teams I would love to see go into liquidation

Stoke are fucked when Jug ears retires like

23 Page thread over at RTG, just on our match. Do they do this for any other teams or just us?

As it stands, 3 points ahead of Chelski in 3rd place