Fatwax

If Taylor signs, then surely Ebondo isn't coming?

Is there any point to these constant threads with no real point apart from trying to get your opinion heard? It's not as if we actually have a say in.. well.. anything at the club now-a-days anyway.

For comedy value it'd be amazing if we signed Nolan on the 'gentlemans agreement' that we stand aside so that they can get Veloso. The deal goes through and the next day when Megson is on the plane flying over to Portugal he looks out of the window to see a crassly decorated Sports Direct jet with Mike Ashley winking at him out of the window, big fat cigar in his sausage fingers and his other arm around Veloso.

In case anybody is remotely interested here's the skunkers' link: http://www.skunkers.net/reunited/showthread.php?t=39382 Also 5Live reckons we've put a bid in for Veloso. I doubt this to be honest.

Bloke on Skunkers reckons that Ryan Taylor is signing tomorrow for £800,000 or so. Source is Stevie Taylor apparently.

http://www.nqcc.org/nqccweb/htdocs/Training%20pg%20crying.jpg "Sacré Bleu!"

we need players ffs, would you rather we signed no one at all? he'll be a player fit for a relegation battle unlike 3/4's of our team Yeah we need players alright but better than we've already got. He is NOT! FACT! You are aware that NICKY BUTT is our only fit first XI central midfielder, right? You know, since both Guthrie & Barton are out for about 2 months. Jesus H. Christ, have a word. We need bodies in and fast. He's not the best but he's not terrible. He knows how to survive relegation and is a leader. Two qualities we need badly.

Yeah sure, why not.

Bet he doesn't move, or Wolves get him on a free.

A manager with a CV that isn't printed on bog roll.

"What the fuck are you lot in your ivory tower playing at?" "Is this a joke to you?" "Do you go out of your way to be incompetent or just does it come naturally to you, you clueless cuntrag of a man."

Another one we've broken. Woop etc.

We're so bad we'll probably concede a goal before the second half kicks off.

Injured on the bench, has a hamstring problem.. Okay, so is Colo DM? Could do well there likes to play football. Played there quite a bit for Depor.

It has been nice having an extended break since our last match, I've been in a good mood generally. Ahhh well, back to the woeful feeling that only NUFC can provide. I feel like the first day back at the office after a week in Spain.

That'd be benefit fraud.

The thing I don't get is why can't we just tell Shay that if he wants to leave then fair enough, just wait until the Summer so he can help us maintain top flight status. Oh and apparently David Craig, the North East Oracle has spoken.

Apparently, despite being famous for running away, the French are some of the best fighters that you'd want on your side in a war. I can't remember where I saw this little snippet or the details of it though, and it's really bugging me. Sure I saw it on a documentary/programme recently.

Is this onion muncher here yet or what?

Sibierski was FRENCH?! No, no this doesn't add up at all.

Right-back I think I read.

Butt has a clause in his contract that says he can extend his contract if he plays a certain amount of games this season. Which he has.

Probably because he sees exactly what Shay sees. Oh come on we are not that bad, don't be mellow dramatic. We have the players to survive. But as is always with this board, its not a case of is the glass Half full or Empty, we've not even got a f***ing glass man. Most games are ticked off as loses, with people just piling more misery on if we lose. In every league season there are surprise results, Pompey 3-0 anyone? For all we know we could nick 6 points this week in two scrappy 1-0's, but we could also lose 4-0 in both and come out with 0 points. So why bother being all doom and gloom, why not try supporting the team? I've seen worse XI's than this do better, so there is no real reason to be getting suicidal. Even if we go down, at least we have a Football club, look at Leeds losing to Histon in the cup, seen more players come and go than you can remember, they might as well print shirt names on velcro. I think the fact that Harper hasn't signed the new contract by now is hugely significant considering Shay has virtually asked to leave. I like harper, but he's been happy to play back-up to Shay for years and if he decides to leave just when it looks like he's going to get his chance, then you have to seriously question his ambition and self belief. Maybe his new contract offer is poor or maybe he's sick of being at a club that goes from one disaster to the other.

Probably because he sees exactly what Shay sees. Oh come on we are not that bad, don't be mellow dramatic. Be careful Nixon, he might just take the flump if you disagree with him. Or it could snowball into a huge argument! On the other hand you could be (pink and) white. My sincerest apologies *Melodramatic. I forgot you are bereft of spelling mistakes. We aren't training to be journalists You do know, that no article goes from PC to print without being checked by about 2-3 people? And this is purely for fun, if it was work I'd read with some care. This forum feels like work at times.