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Aye, both Chopra & Colo went for the ball and reached it at the same time and on the reply I saw Colos' foot got knocked really out of place. It was no surprise he didn't move for a while afterwards.

The burger van outside SJP has signed a new pukka pie on a 3 year contract. price details TBC.

Did anyone see that tackle between Chopra & Coloccini that nearly led to their 2nd in slow motion? Colo's foot looked horrific the way it moved.

Oldtype doesn't really want him to break his leg I'm sure. It's like when you see your ex moving on when you're still hung up on her and you tell people that you hate her. You don't hate her, you just want her to hurt like you're still hurting. It'll heal in time though I'm sure. I'm not that bothered either way, I was a big fan of Given but he's no longer one of us. We'll carry on without him.

We could really do with some rumours don't you think?

As if he didn't say 'What you popping down to London for, anything good?' Was he sat with his gaze fixated forward not daring to look at him like a teenage boy not daring to look at the fit lass on the bus incase she looks back? Probably not, no.

Are you having a laugh? Is she having a laugh?

They love to show that Taylor clip. They've just pretty much taken the piss out of Taylor for the whole highlight discussion

? There was a clip of him spazzing out. Looked like he'd been assassinated.

True enough, like.

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It's a nothing story with nothing except the headline linking the player to us.

If Keane goes back to Spurs I can see Bent coming here. ...Possibly.

Nicko knows f*** all. bit of a coincidence though? surely? So let me get this straight, NUFC: We want about £8m and this player MCFC: But he's just failed his medical. How about £3m and not a penny more. NUFC: Done! Yeah, whatever. i'm merely commenting on the failed medical rumour. and I'm just saying it doesn't add up. Don't take it the wrong away or anything.

Nicko knows f*** all. bit of a coincidence though? surely? So let me get this straight, NUFC: We want about £8m and this player MCFC: But he's just failed his medical. How about £3m and not a penny more. NUFC: Done! Yeah, whatever.

Nicko knows fuck all.

We may be a shit club now that seem to be scraping the barrel a bit but I've never seen a Trotter in Milan. Saying that I've barely seen a Trotter at an away game. That'd involve forking out a bit of money to support their club.

Why would Spurs need to sell Bent to get Santa Cruz? It's not as if any of their players are on top wages.. apparently.

Enrique did well at LB today. They linked up well together.

Half a season?

Thud and Blunder would be excellent nicknames for Taylor & Shola. Like a dastardly duo.

Yeah, covered in meat and gravy!

I honestly can't fathom how any premiership footballer can be overweight. The train 4-6 days a week for several hours! Imagine how much food you must have to eat in order to GAIN fat. He's clearly put the hours in.

O RLY? Where'd this get said? Big enough? JFK's unreliable enough when he's being straightforward, now he's trying to be cryptic. Andy Reid maybe? He's big enough.

Oh, and for anyone who watched this on Sky like me.. Did you feel fucking insulted by the way they carried out the pre-match build up? They had 30 minutes and it was split up to roughly 15-20 minutes talking about Liverpool & Robbie Keane, a 5 minute interview with Sbragia about his career and build up to getting the Sunderland job and then a 5 minute chat at SJP which couldn't be heard because of the crowd. It was a fucking joke and an insult. Newcastle is my club and I pay for Sky to see the matches and I want to hear about the fucking matches, not a top of the table snore-fest that has fuck all to do with the two fucking teams that are about to fucking play! Absolutely disgusting way to go about things, especially when they had plenty of time to talking about the fucking Pool Chelsea game WHEN THEY AIRED IT AFTER OURS! Fucking idiots.