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Will never forget Wor Steve sticking him central midfield for his first appearance as a sub for us. Jetro didn't know what the fuck had just been pulled

A sorry indictment of the previous regime. At the end of the day he mightn't have been good enough, but under that shitshow, he was never given a chance. Had some dreadful loans that wouldn't have seem him progress either

Johnson for £30 million to Brentford is never, ever going to happen

Hazard too (to Saudi) perhaps?

I've got a bet with a mate that the following will be off to Saudi this summer: - Aubameyang - De Gea - Modric - Busquets Any other bets on who might go?

I always had a soft spot for Willem II for some reason dating way back to the early 00s

Who's your Dutch team mate?

I'd genuinely be very surprised if Shola had great deal to do with most of our loan destinations at the moment tbh.

Absolutely this. Our buy to loan policy in recent years - aside from being pretty non-existent - consisted of sending youngsters to shitty Scottish sides, Carlisle and other League 2 shite, so I'm all for it.

Showing him his cribs video

If anyone fancies being a little bit sick, catch 10 seconds of Citeh's 'victory' parade. Loads of fuckers there in blue shirts that don't have a clue what's going on

Poor Leicester.

There's no way Shola organised that loan, like

Ravel Morrison?

Every one of that lot decided they'd prefer social media followers over getting a decent footballing career in. They're the footballing equivalent of Only Way is Essex. Z-list celebrity wannabes who can all get to fuck.

Genuinely wouldn't employ that fucking waster Barkley to clean the bogs.

Fookin hate City, like

Fuck City.

Fuck City.

Am I alone in thinking Lautaro is shit?

One of the worst finals I've seen, this.

I'd be surprised if Alex Oxlade-TikTok made anything other than mid-table shite

#wankers.

Edin Zeko is about as quick as my shite this morning after a couple of pints last neet