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How the lazy fat cunt has been consistently able to scab a career is beyond me

It also didn't sound like Gayle was going for the fat cunt either - just giving a pretty generic account of the squad under his tenure. Would love to see other players come out and back Gayle up, like

It was the clear and utterly transparent ineptitude and simply-couldn't-give-a--faintest-fuck attitude that really stuck in the throat. Time after time, the videos of the fat fuck standing on the training ground sidelines on the phone to his agent or cuck-journo mate, left his fucking doubt that this cunt was reaching the zenith of giftville

Fuck off pal, fuck off

Dwight Gayle's older brother

We owe Chris Hughton a great deal imo. Was given a complete and utter shit show after relegation and somehow managed to cobble together a strong team ethos and spirit which saw us come straight back up without any trouble. Whilst he's not a patch on the likes of wor Eddie, he played such an important role in saving us when it could have gone Mackem

Told this story before, but he and his brothers went to my old school in Chingford, Dwight was in my youngest bro's year. Gayle's oldest brother, Dean, was in my year and I had the misfortune of sharing an English and Maths class, and a football pitch, with the horrible cunt. My lasting memory of the shit bag will be being clean through on goal and the fuckbag just kicking my legs away. Mr Leadon was reffing and didn't want to upset him, so I just had to accept an indirect free kick. Plenty of respect for Dwight, but his brother can get to absolute fuck. Wanker.

Was the best manager you ever had

That Dwight interview is probably the most honest appraisal of that fat bastard's regime that there has been to date. More beans need to be spilled, man.

These fucking shite international games adding to injuries is galling, like

International breaks are the pits.

You're having a giraffe, surely?

Lejeune being peddled and Schar sitting on the bench for Ciaran fucking Clark, man

We'd never have been rid of him if the takeover had collapsed.

Short memories here, man. This was the bloke that made our eyes bleed for fucking years. He benefitted MASSIVELY through some sort of recruitment strategy that Ashley stumbled upon which saw Carr find some fucking brilliant footballers, without which he'd have died on his arse. As the for the 5th season, give this a watch...

A-fucking-men

The French must be so fed up of that twat

Chelsea signing 2 teenagers for 60+ million from Sporting. 60 fucking million and only in the Europa Conference.

He's going absolutely nowhere.

Mehrdad loves the Toon

An optimistic 15 points there. Beat Brentford, Leicester, Palace, Ipswich. Draws v. Manure, Chelsea and Everton. Nothing expected against Villa, Brighton and Arsenal

Loved this bit... Players' days off were reduced while training sessions were brought forward to an earlier time and became more intense. "Jonjo Shelvey said that when Howe first came in he would be so tired by the training that he would be in bed by 8pm," Can imagine it was a culture shock from starting at midday and finishing for lunch under his predecessor

Drinking too bloody much sometimes

The neet is young, man