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Absolutely mental decision. What a bunch of fuckwits managing that club

The only clubs that could afford him would be City and PSG imo

By 'candidate' I assume they mean he'll grow to the size of filling the entire stadium by himself?

@Jack27 man Hope you're not wrong here

Yous is new aye?

Absolutely hate DCL. Shit, injury prone, and a heart the size of a pea.

Palace seemingly lucked out in getting Glasner, like. They were utterly listless prior to him coming in with no hint of a long term plan.

Genuinely haven't seen anything in Kompany that leads me to believe he'll be a decent manager. He's frankly living off the glory of his playing days and the fact he can string a sentence together.

Why have that when you can have Wio tripping over his own tongue?

Lookman seems like a really nice bloke

Wow Atalanta. Well fucking played. Great game to watch too. What I'd give for a player like Ederson, man

De Rossi and his expanding waistline and ill fitting trousers will be delighted with that

Really really pleased for Lookman. Come a long way, the kid. Alonso got exactly what he deserved tonight. Pissing around with tactics and team selection.

Crikey... By virtue of the complete lack of competition, he'll be able to get by, but christ he's so fucking overrated. Hardly pulled up trees at Anderlecht in an equally uncompetitive league.

Atalanta have been absolutely fucking brilliant. Wow.

Imagine being told what to do on the pitch by a bloke that thought his team had 12 players on the pitch and played in the champions League every year Being a cuckold to fucking clueless peddlers of commercialised American sports is so fucking grim.

Bayer's forwards have barely had a kick. Atalanta doing a fantastic job here

Gasperini's kegs, man Like sticking your awld Da in a speed-dating kit to get him back 'on the scene'

Atalanta bossing Bayer so far

Largest city in the world, Dublin..... Just keeps doublin and doublin and doublin

Still trying to decipher the Owen Hargreaves accent

They're beyond parody now. Throwing enough shit at the fan and hoping it sticks. This week: let's copy the Arse model and see if a mini-Pep will solve the problem.

I'd be genuinely disappointed if it wasn't tbh

Chelsea, man