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Toney is unreal, like. Who’d have thought he’d become such a machine

Rooney getting Derby relegated would also be superb. Come on Rotherham, ffs.

Fuck Brighton, man. Shitty bland club.

Hoping for a Fulham loss today.

He’s great, like. Incredibly insightful.

Brendan bottle job

Crazy how shit Southampton have been after a decent start to the season

Southgate going there would be a laugh. He’s absolutely shite.

He was well past his sell-by date when he rocked up here and played far far too many games

Remember him returning to preseason looking like Squidward on roids

The CL had City’s name on it from very early on, like.

Has Cacapa been mentioned? Shite.

Was a shame that tab hound Sarri pretty much ruined his impact and post World Cup momentum by hoying him into attacking midfield after two successful seasons as the best defensive central midfielder in the world. Mad cunt.

Aye. He’s finished now by the looks of things. Similar to Torres when he went to Chelsea

Honestly don’t know what on earth they saw in Pirlo that thought he’d be a good manager of an elite European club

Fancy losing 4-0 at home to Burnley

Lolves

Wolves, man Nuno will be off in the summer you’d think

Fucking hate Brighton, like Fancy losing to them.

‘Pundits’ will be angling for a move for him. Much like Zaha

Willock is absolute fucking boss. Build the team around him.

No excuse not to be starting Willock.

Ah, ffs. Forgot this was today.

Where will he likely end up? Chelsea?