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Bang on. What I would also add that if he stays, a fall out with that senile cunt Kinnear is without question only a matter of time. JFK is clearly not someone that's going to be working away quietly in the background. Every fucking chance he gets he'll be in front of the CA,eras. Bet your bottom dollar he'll be wanting to do the pre-match conferences with Pardew.

He isn't exactly very specific about Joe's knowledge of the game. Being knowledgeable about lower leagues or 1980's football doesn't really mean much. Still, at least Arsene Wenger's apparently still taking his calls. I doubt he'd call Pardew unless he wanted his windows cleaned. So much gold in this thread.

Mourinho might add "that will work for free?"

It's like I posted earlier in this thread, Ashley has sucked all the life and dignity out of this club. It's no longer the NUFC that I fell in love with.

There's a certain inevitability about this situation. It's not going to end well, is it?

Couldn't listen to that. Fuck me what a senile fool.

I dreamt last night all my teeth fell out. In comparison to this shit, that now seems rather mild.

It's what this appointment represents that 's so disheartening. I've been more patient with Ashley than I should have been over the years he's been here. I've watched him shamelessly tear apart the club that I love, plaster his cheap tacky shitty brand over what was once a stadium to be proud if. I've stood by whilst he besmirched the reputation of a childhood hero and shit carelessly on the history of the club by renaming SJP. Again, I stood idle whilst he watches devoted fans plaster their children in shirts carrying the logo of one of the most vile, objectionable, companies that could possibly have been chosen to sponsor our once great club. Not any more. This farce of an appointment is the last straw for me. It shows that this fat cunt cares not a jot for the fans that line his pockets, nor for the future or direction of the club. What he has somehow managed to achieve (promotion/finishing 5th) appears increasingly more like it was luck more than judgement. How can a club with ambition seriously promote Joe fucking Kinnear to handle such important matters as playing style and player recruitment? A senile, clueless, dinosaur and a cunt to boot. Now, I'm not from Newcastle, but since becoming a supporter in 1996 I've grown to love this club dearly. It's part my life, my family, it's my hobby, my source of enjoyment. The thing is, it's times like this that make one realise that, it's not actually the club I fell in love with any more. Football changes, we know that, but we've become a shadow of what we once promised to be. We've become a club that's had its very soul ripped out, something a long time ago. I've had enough, to be honest. For so long it's been hard to tear myself away, to convince myself that everything that's happened has been done for the greater good, the future. I can't continue to delude myself anymore, I'm afraid. Whilst my club continues to be owned by Mike Ashley, it's not my club. It's his. To do with as he wishes at the behest of those that have devoted so many years to supporting Newcastle United. Yes, this may be an overreaction, but this fat bastard has continued (and will continue) to shit upon fans from a very great height. He doesn't care. Why, then, should I? This is not, and will not ever be, the NUFC that I loved. It's cheap and tacky, classless.

Couldn't put it better myself.

If he's going to be wiping Llambias' arse or whatever nonsense he's doing it just proves that Ashley has no fucking clue about what a DoF should be. It's just a title so he can give a mate a remotely meaningful position. Does anyone have any examples in which a DoF has proved a workable system in this country? All they seem to do is piss off managers and undermine their decisions.

Joe fucking Kinnear man. Joe fucking Kinnear. I'm done. I'm really done with this shit.

He's not going to be 'working in the background' is he? The old cunt. He'll be manager before the end of the season.

That's bullshit. Don't believe that for a second, not after they gave Carr such a long deal last year.

Horrible, I know, but surely another heart scare would see the cunt off? Anyone that spots him, make sure to approach him calmly and shout 'BANG' really loudly in his left ear. If he collapses on the spot, give it good minute or two before dialling 999.

What guff. Kinnear is a classless buffoon that made us a laughing stock. He's also been out of football for years. There's no sugar coating to this bitter, bitter pill, I'm afraid, even for those eternal optimists out there. If truth be told, Ashley doesn't even know what a DoF is - see Wise's appointment. This shit is just an opportunity for him to bring another of his mates on board. Sadly, it's also a mate that'll fill in nicely when Pardew does get the boot. Fuck me, man. Imagine being managed by JFK again.

Then they can all fuck right off as far as I'm concerned. Back to grass roots for me.

Yep. I'm done too. Fuck this shit.

Have those dodgy porn barons at West Ham really offered Carroll 100k week?

Bang on. I expected we'd lose a 'purple' or two when Ashley and co decided to stick with Pardew, the useless cunt.

How many aimless chipped through balls in that time? completely forgot about those. You could literally see us routinely conceding goals by virtue of him being on the pitch. Crazy that he played so much. Hated Butt with a passion, largely because he was Speed's replacement who, coincidentally, continued to perform well for Bolton whilst the other balding twat was fucking around here trying to play Hollywood balls and aimless overhead clearances from mid-way inside his own half.

That's a very nice shirt, that. Sponsor is a little to high at the chest for my liking though.

Said this in the Pardew thread, but really wouldn't blame any of our 'football' players if they moved to better, footballing, sides. Am sure that a bit of ambition shown by the board would likely have changed a few opinions, but deciding to stick with Pardew will have sent a clear message to some players.