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Nothing noticeable by way of a gameplan atm beyond getting it 'up there'

You can tell which team is new to the competition like This is fun but frustrating

They look very much in control so far

They're like a pound shop Chelsea

Does anyone want to go for a dog walk with him? Thursdays good.

Think he wasted a lot of potential in his moves to Chelsea over the years, like. Really rated him

Not a right winger. Much like Gordon. We should have bought one.

Depressing showing tbh, so far

Wheels coming off

Really haven't the foggiest as to why Russell Martin was seen as the best appointment for them. He's a fucking joker. Of the Scott Parker ilk of 'dont know what I'm doing, but just pass the ball around a bit'

Lol Hampton Lolyern Munich Paris Lol Germain

Adam Armstrong Southampton captain

Blast from the past there. Ex-Parma?

He's such a fucking arsehole. Like a fucking necrophiliac Alan Sugar.

Did he buy wuh a kebab or summ'it

Great post. Some of the shit Southgate is starting to come out with - Foden can't play in the middle (tell Pep that) and the bizarre Maguire defence last night - is just indicative of his limitations.

Draw.

It'll be some other generic FA bootlicker. Carsley or Potter - who by that stage will be grateful for a job.

Anyone playing Kai fucking Haverz as a striker is asking for the sack

What on earth is happening with the Jormans?

Just seen that Spaletti is the Italy coach. Wasn't he supposed to be on sabbatical from Napoli? He'll be getting that steering wheel pinched again at this rate.

No doubt that Pepe is up there in the top 5 pound for pound shit PL signings of all time. Fucking crap. At the very least, Veron and Shevchenko had some pedigree behind them. Murdryk, I dare say, might well be up there in a year or two.

It's the random Adidas jacket they've stuck on him too

Portugal's squad is insane, like. Did they hire Martinez to be Ronnie's wing man? Talk about falling upwards, that bloke.