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They're just a fucking mega corp now

Don't half hate Chelsea, like. Barely a football club any more.

If only they didn't have the fucking fangs, that would be a definite purchase

Am still yet to be convinced that either Gordon or Barnes are anywhere near as effective at RW as they are at LW

FYP

He loves it

Aye. There's nothing original about that Lego cunt. All about being the Pep pastiche.

Taking the bin out at his Da's?

Aye, sure it was some shit like that

Loads of time for him to live out his days as a chilled out entertainer

Will do very very well for himself if he ends up in the champo

All going well for Chelsea in pre-season. Draw with Wrexham and botted by Celtic. Lovely stuff.

This thread, man

Dropped off wor board for the Lympics

Just thinking that they bought him for 30/35 and they'll want a return on that

Madueke would cost, what, 50 million?

Nah, he was complicitly incompetent in dragging this club into the mud. Fucking thumb-heed Ashley cuck.

'Reet Lee? Most of us would still call you a cunt if you signed Messi.

Spot on. He played reasonably well as a CF at the beginning of last season, but form tailed off significantly. Certainly doesn't have the pace as a LW anymore

Anyone signing for them needs to be slightly less of a bellend than fucking Lego hair

Awful for the fans that. Always one of the bigger French clubs when I was growing up in the 90s and early 00s.

The absolute fuck is that badge?

Looks like one of the kits I'd make for a custom team in Pro Evo. Very smart