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oh goody, they're going to get the loveable John Beresford on soon

the mongs on SSN......

:lol: Why not stick Beresford, Barton & Speed on the coaching staff while we're at it. If we appoint Shearer, I actually fear that will happen!

Craig David outside SJP? i know we are a circus but surely not. I've resigned to calling him that after stumbling along to a game a year or so ago (forgot which one) with 2 mates half-cut. He was there doing a piece to camera, to which one of my mates shouted behind poor David, in a Bo Selecta style voice, "Daaaaaaavid Craaaaig, on his North-east tour". A pathetic attempt to get on TV I know, but the horror on the camera mans face was a picture! I thought you were joking about being desperate to get on TV. You really are that sad it wasn't me man! Although I got on against my will apparantly against Spurs at half time the other year. Went in to the pub 2 days later and got a welcome of "f****** hell you were cramming that pie down your neck weren't you???" Well if your first reaction to that was 'how did my hair look?' then you've got issues. That said, you sound like a bit of a fat pie-eater so could have been the least of your worries. Nah, it was more "did the camera catch the twinkle in my eye?"

Craig David outside SJP? i know we are a circus but surely not. I've resigned to calling him that after stumbling along to a game a year or so ago (forgot which one) with 2 mates half-cut. He was there doing a piece to camera, to which one of my mates shouted behind poor David, in a Bo Selecta style voice, "Daaaaaaavid Craaaaig, on his North-east tour". A pathetic attempt to get on TV I know, but the horror on the camera mans face was a picture! I thought you were joking about being desperate to get on TV. You really are that sad it wasn't me man! Although I got on against my will apparantly against Spurs at half time the other year. Went in to the pub 2 days later and got a welcome of "fucking hell you were cramming that pie down your neck weren't you???"

to use "fill me in" in a thread on MOTD, of which Mark Lawrenson appears, is ironic to say the least...

Craig David outside SJP? i know we are a circus but surely not. I've resigned to calling him that after stumbling along to a game a year or so ago (forgot which one) with 2 mates half-cut. He was there doing a piece to camera, to which one of my mates shouted behind poor David, in a Bo Selecta style voice, "Daaaaaaavid Craaaaig, on his North-east tour". A pathetic attempt to get on TV I know, but the horror on the camera mans face was a picture!

with the joys of being a student, I've got a free day to waste tomorrow. I'm meant to be popping into the town for a few things. However if I switch on the TV and see that Craig David is outside SJP, I might wander up later on. As sad as it seems I'm desperate to get on TV. The scenario would be that he interviews me about who I'd want. However, just as he asks the questions, and assuming its being broadcast live, I gurn at the camera, then preceed to speak absolute twaddle, insisting that we bring back Gordon Lee as manager (I wasn't alive, but I've heard he was cack!) and that the first signing he makes should be Steven Glass. However, before the cameras cut back to Craig David in sheer embarrassment, I get one last swipe and go on a massive rant about the media and the s**** that they speak. Then the next thing the viewers see is some bloke going, "Have you ever considered being a driving instructor? WELL YOU CAN, WITH THE INSTRUCTOR COLLEGE!!!"

Blimey - yeah. Its says "appointed on Jan 11th 2008 manager of Newcastle United in England" !!!! Did they forget to announce it ? hahahaaha I'd love to see Georgie Thompson break the news. "Skysports News understands that Louis van Gaal has been appointed manager of Newcastle United. Online encyclopedia, "Wikipedia" states that......."

do we need a thread for every possible candidate? any new point made about every candidate?

organises shindigs man!!!

is that 6 for 6-0? Or if you read into it more...... 1-5? The Birmingham fiasco?

Love it how this thread is still near the top. I have to say I love the hopless optimism that he just might come. Not taking the piss, 'cos I'm included!

Fiorentina and Nantes don't have billionaires who could pay them £3-4m p/a.

I'd take him, simply because he isn't a stereotypical manager (beanie hat, earring, smokes etc) but if he were to leave Croatia it wouldn't be until after Euro 2008. And after yesterdays showing, we need someone NOW.

I am going out to get smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashed.

I was gonna type "who's that lying on the runway" in anger but I bet someone gets offended

1.Oliver talks s*** 2.Kelmsley bums Redknapp up the arse so he would be excited. fair enough. Like I said, I'm sulking. Ignore me. It's highely likely it'll be Redknapp, almost certain.I don't understand the huge negativity tbh, he's a good manager, plays passing football and is going to get a significant amount of money to spend, I'm quite excited. still unconvinced he'll leave his cushy life down there tbh. And being 61, I'm not sure how long he'll stick around. With a reported 5m a year? I think he might well leave. he's sorted already. In all fairness, does he really need that £5m a year?

1.Oliver talks s*** 2.Kelmsley bums Redknapp up the arse so he would be excited. fair enough. Like I said, I'm sulking. Ignore me. It's highely likely it'll be Redknapp, almost certain.I don't understand the huge negativity tbh, he's a good manager, plays passing football and is going to get a significant amount of money to spend, I'm quite excited. still unconvinced he'll leave his cushy life down there tbh. And being 61, I'm not sure how long he'll stick around.

1.Oliver talks s*** 2.Kelmsley bums Redknapp up the arse so he would be excited. fair enough. Like I said, I'm sulking. Ignore me.

analysing quotes still doesn't make me believe its definitely Redknapp. Oliver - "the name blew Mort's socks off" Kelmsley - "Newcastle fans should be excited" Redknapp still doesn't blow my socks off or excite me, no matter what way I look at it. Either these men are lying, are crap with grammar, or know something no-one else does. (Ignore one quote came from Anal). Just offering another idea. Basically 'cos I'm sulking that we're not getting Mourinho/Lippi/Klinsmann etc etc etc.

It said "sources close to Shearer" - whatever that means. Will Shearer? Devious little shit!

Craig David re-iterating the "experience" thing now

its what you tend to do at the end of a holiday...