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is he the fat one that has a very very irritating voice and sounds like he's out of breath at the end of every sentence?

Only 1 player with the initials DB I want. get David Bentley please.

a 1996/97 home top with Ferdinand 10 on is the seat cover for the seat on which I'm currently sat. He was my idol as a bairn.

did they just quote that manager (dunno who he is) complaining about the state of the pitch in the "worlds most prestigious football tournament"

Namibia can't defend, yet Morocco struggle to finish. Who's the bald pundit with the posh voice?

I know its fucking abysmal! haha

3-1 Morocco.

he's not gonna come out and says he supports one of spurs rivals whilst at spurs, is he? Bergkamp spent years at Arsenal openly admitting he supported Spurs as a kid...

All the talk is that its Man City who are after him, but seeing as though Bayern are prepared to let him go out on loan, I think it has to be worth shot at us trying to get him here until the end of the season. When I've watched him for the German national team, he hasn't seemed a bad player, and when you consider at the minute we're missing Martins, Smith hasn't even scored yet, Viduka has been largely underperforming, Owen could get injured in a split-second and, well.....Shola doesn't bear thinking about, we might as well throw our name into the fold. After all, we're not wasting any of our precious kitty, just whatever proportion we'll have to pay of his wages. And if he's shit we can just send him back to Germany in the summer! http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,16368,2483_3067723,00.html

He was sporting a "King Kev 1" top on Saturday

Martins. It's all well and good saying Owen has this this and this over Martins but it helps if the fucker can actually make it onto the pitch first without getting fucking injured.

mackems away, mackems at home and mackems in the FA cup final. 45 goals scored and 0 conceded, I'd call that wanking material.

the editor is too busy trying to finalise how they're going to present the big scoop of a back-bencher politican having an affair.

and to top it off, a good sex scandal scoop on the front page!

Andy Dunn? try Andy Cunn(t). I could write for a shitty paper like that ffs. "The Toon fans were eager to see an attacking game on the return of Special K, however with Bolton putting 10 men behind the ball for most of the game, they ensured that the Geordies in the Gallowgate would not be enjoying a few pints in the Bigg Market tonight" Seriously, just use Toon and Geordies alot to refer to the fans, nicknames for managers (Special K, Big Sam etc), and refer continuously to the Gallowgate end and that we all go drinking in the Bigg Market on Saturday nights. Piss easy

how many on here will read it and be foaming about it later ? probably quite a fair few. Personally my advice is just to ignore it, but....

he wrote for the People or something, then went on to the NOTW. Says it all man. He writes moronic pieces for papers read by morons. He knows his target audience.

as I said in another thread, Mike Ashley keeps increasing his iconic status. For those that went, and missed the TV pictures (I missed us on MOTD so I don't know if they picked it up) he was sat on his perch in the posh seats, holding a mug. Not just a normal mug. A NUFC mug. Class.

we weren't Brazil by any standards, but Bolton had 10 men behind the ball most of the time we went forward. It was never going to be easy to break them down, even by trying to deceive them with Shay's tactical skewed kicks.

He loves his tea, he loves his tea, he loves his tea and he loves his tea (for anyone that watched the match on TV today and saw Mike sat there holding an NUFC mug during the game - Legend!)

they put the nail in their own coffin by appointing Hodgson. Has to have been the worst possible candidate going.

whey aye! When you're 3 feet tall, kicking a size 5 mitre ultimax (or ultima - the cheap version) was a daunting prospect!

selling Cole stands out. Considering the circumstances. I was in primary school. I'd come home at the end of the day, put on my Newcastle top (the one with the blue star on circa 92/93) and run into the garden to spend the evening kicking a penny floater into the mini-goal I had, whilst shouting "clark....to Cole! Goooooaaaaaalllll!!!" at the top of my voice. I still remember the hurt/bewilderment my young heart suffered when one day I ran out into the garden, screaming "Cole" when my mother called me back inside to tell me that we'd sold him. Needless to say I cried, and never went back in the garden for about a week.

People wondered which backroom staff would go:Pearson, Round,Terry Mac & it turns out to be PA Guy.Who is the new you & on what grounds did they get rid of you? You were always honest when you posted on here. They got that miserable bloke from steel wheels haven't they (never met him but he sounds miserable when he talks) ? Who plays all the old rock songs I'm to young to have heard and I'm 25 . He does keep away from any sort of pop though which is good. A tad unfair. Until you've heard the PA guy at Anfield, the steel wheels guy sounds like Mr. Happy.

rough as fuck. I've got a liftin' hangover and I'm coughin me guts up and sniffing like hell. On a footballing note, I'm excited.