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As shite as it is, it's better than him defending nonces. Bloke's not well.

False professional footballer.

Cometh the hour, cometh the Jeffrey

Good to see cheese slice is back, ready and raring to be utterly fucking shite again

FYI:

It's Craig Hope's world and we're just living in it.

Tesco are selling any two 500g Lurpaks (including the most salted one) for £5.75. If we binned him and he got his £4m payout, he use that money to buy 1,391,304 tubs of butter. No wonder he won't walk.

Shelvey, Agnew, Edwards. The Footbald Lads Alliance stick together when threatened.

Absolutely absurd. Fucking workshy cunt.

The internet has been won.

The blissful optimist in me says WBA will be a shitshow and he'll get the boot. The realist in me says WBA will be a shitshow and fuck all will happen.

The "After all I've done for you" line doesn't surprise me either. He strikes me as the sort of person that gave you a quid for parking about four years ago and would bring it up as a reminder at every opportunity.

"Something something something didn't happen something something wine" EDIT: Wasn't pillow talk apparently...

Imagine having his butter-filled gut pressing into you, man. Think I'd need a month off with PTSD.

Typical Edwards and to be fair he succeeds in his baiting as he gets bites galore every single time. His level of journalism can be summed up in one name Henry Mauriss. The bloke is a cunt and a clown, but, he still gets people biting away on Twitter. If you're going to bait people though, you should be able to handle the abuse that'll inevitably come back at you for doing it. He can't.

What I've taken from that full Edwards article and Ben Jacobs' thread is that fuck all's really changed. We're still where we were six months ago at least.

2030 will mark the 100th anniversary of the World Cup. Be amazed if FIFA don’t have in mind/push for some wild plan encompassing as many countries as possible.

"Look, listen... Sam's been in management for a long time yuh naw, and if there's one thing he's good at, it's making teams solid and tuff tuh beat, so wuh gonna have to be at wuh best. But as av said before, it's about thuh accumulation of points and ah hawp wuhl be able to gaw there and get a resuhlt." Yawn.

Didn't know Luke was a wine drinker. He's never mentioned it before.

Nar, he spoke with a non-NE accent. Another reporter said it was this fella, who I must admit I've not heard of before: EDIT: By "Another reporter" I mean Miles Starforth. The RT is top of his feed

Jones has clearly just told Bruce he can't believe it's not butter, but the connoisseur is having none of it.

It's class when Sky hype a game to within an inch of its life and it's a damp squib. Usually involves ones between the "big six" - and their beloved transfer deadline day's also gone the same way.

Yep.