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Furloughed a load of people then, in typical Newcastle United style, asked those on furlough not to tell anyone they were!

Charnley delayed the formal announcement of Ciaran Clark's new contract because he was injured when it was signed. Bloke's paranoid about "negative" publicity Also, does anyone remember a while ago a woman was brought in to effectively be his number two (can't remember her name, but think the Chronicle wrote about her). She's no longer there fwiw Unfortunately he's well-liked among a lot of people working in various departments because he's got a tendency to promote from within. Hang around, show loyalty and eventually you'll be rewarded.

Of course it's not. Any tweet that is a image and not embedded is most likely fake. I thought the fact I've included a butter reference - as I so often do like the total bore I am - would've been a dead giveaway

How do you "turn to" someone who started the last game?

Whoever asked what Edwards's tweet said:

Bruce is so shit, he decided to buy his first season ticket when he was appointed.

I'm sure his fatha's looking down with pride...

Ten. We're without our only striker (yes we have the others but they're fucking shite) and we're in no danger of sacking the clown in charge. We'll be overtaken by Fulham and those already above us will slowly pull away.

Hopefully that injury means Areola does something to make a tit of himself late on.

"Harder, Steve, harder!"

We'll be fine because Stephen Roger has ensured we have "hope" on our side. Those teams around us don't have as much hope as he does and as we all know, hope is a far superior trait to possess than tactical nous.

:lol:

Always makes me think of a game under Pardle (I can't recall the opposition) where Krul went up and we took it short

Wonder if Stephen and Luke are sat snuggled on the sofa together in their jarmies watching this? Luke getting through the wine, obviously.

Mohammad A BAKER? Is there no end to this nonsense? Has De Marco just been to Magic Box?

Thing is, if Ryder's just rang up or texted Lee Marshall and asked the question, the answer is obviously going to be no. The club, through its head of media, are hardly going to admit they're sounding out a replacement for a manager still in post. There's not really anyone close to Ashley or his inner circle, so it's almost impossible to find out what he's thinking or planning. The only other way it might get out is from Benitez's side but I can't see that being the case as he's not one to court publicity for the sake of it.

ffs. Not bothering to try and find out where Castles claims to have got this from? It's like that Staveley article this morning regarding the Barclays case. No bearing on each other at all, purely click-driven.

Never been replaced. Quality player, but was a bit of a shithouse too, which was nice.

Never going to happen, but fucking imagine, man...

His targets also change throughout the season depending on what's happening. Going into the season he said the aim was top 10, a few months ago his "remit" was to keep the club up and now he's "hoping" we have enough to avoid relegation. Again, he's not pulled up on this by anyone. Hasn't mentioned the Mighty Rafa for a while, couldn't shut up about trying to match him for the last 18 months or so whilst he was spawning it every other week. Aye. Baldwards nearly spunked himself into a coma that it might've happened last season.

Just seen this anarl. Creased. Six years ago...

His targets also change throughout the season depending on what's happening. Going into the season he said the aim was top 10, a few months ago his "remit" was to keep the club up and now he's "hoping" we have enough to avoid relegation. Again, he's not pulled up on this by anyone.

The chubby funster watched a different game to us the other night. Fulham won, apparently...

Bet he had a right sweat on, the porous, buttery mess.

This is the one, though. "Let's see where we are at the end of the season" ffs.