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This 'un's just got the 3.9m followers. "From tonight I encourage the Newcastle team"

SEWDEY ERRAYBEYA

Some verified Saudi journalist. Only posting it cos he tweeted it little over half an hour ago, so it might whip some of you into more of a frenzy:

www.couscousnonces.ma Culinary nonce meetup in the global home of noncing. Parmo and cous-cous branches side by side.

PLS NO.

Who was it on here who broke the West End/East End merging news?

I feel like the link between event and poster has gone unappreciated here.

The introduction of the "two-pint pot" in the concourses.

Also completely forgot 2008's fake deadline-day bid for Michael Johnson.

Adam Le Fondre and Reading beating us 2-1 at home. Pardle taking Cabaye off and putting James Perch on because we "needed to get a tackle in". Post-match Pardle subsequently telling us Reading, who were eventually relegated 11 points adrift of safety, were good enough to stay up.

Other than the SD advertising, this will forever be up there. Disbelief then, but listening back to it now, it's just utterly hilarious. The ramblings of a madman. :lol:

I'd be driving up from Leicester. Weekend games wouldn't be an issue and I've got enough AL/flexi for pre-planned midweek/Monday games. I'd just be resigned to the fact I might miss some games that get moved at short notice. Probably leave the ST at my mam and dad's so he or my mates can use it as and when.

Will definitely be making an IPA/belgian/trappist dash the day this goes through. On the subject, does anyone happen to know anywhere stocking Sierra nevada Torpedo at the moment? Haven't seen it for a while. Marksies and/or Morries stock it don’t they? Failing that, Rehills probably have it.

Got two bottles of Boon, one can of Jakehead, a bottle of Orval and a Lindemans kriek left. Probably need an essential trip to my bottle shop whatever day it's opening this weekend.

Seems like a total chancer. Google doesn't really give any idea who he is.

Clearly Luke's poured himself a glass of prosecco this evening and put his feet up, while Steve's put on his giraffe onesie on - and make a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows - and they've had a gossipy catchup on the phone. "Yanno warrit iz Luke, av had enuf" "Eeeee Steve man, ya divvn't need him. Ee's a snake. Ya can dee so much betta hun!"

All the while they've been giving your money to Alison Pearson to fund Jesus's good fight against the unemployed.

Apparently some Saudi's are currently at Byker Morries changing up a big jar of coins at the Coinstar machine. Another group are Santander on Northumberland Street with two further jars. Delay there though as Doris, 87, who still withdraws money using a book, is chatting and holding up the queue. Estate agent who has the keys is also held up at the office temporarily.

Me every time I look in this thread:

Seeing who can stink out this thread the most is a Wraith to the bottom.

Go on your profile then you can do it yourself under the 'actions' tab.

Looking at this guy's timeline and I can't decide if it'd be better if he was taking the p*ss or not. dedication either way. I know who he is. Lived in the same street in Birtley as my mate when I was a kid. He's got a fair few screws loose. He and his family were known as the "smelly Ellys" by neighbours. Fun fact for you there. Is his brother Craig, because there's someone else posting pretty much the same all the time? Aye I think so. There's loads of them.

Aye, I tend to park in Manors if I'm driving in. The walk into town from there is grim as owt. The old bus station on Worswick Street is absolutely lifting.