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So everyone trains together, then one player tests positive. What do you do? Have your entire squad self-isolate and play the kids instead? Or be wreckless, play the game minus your infected player knowing there's a risk other squad members might have it but aren't showing symptoms. Then it's passed on to members of the opposing team, referees and staff.

Dunno how it can be seen as anything but funny as fuck tbh.

Totally on board with having Jonas involved, but as has been mentioned, it just has to be a minor/liaison role. Get him to him to have a word with any Spanish-speaking South Americans we're scouting and help sell the club to them. Shearer can have similar -very limited - role. Looking at a kid who's been banging them in at youth level? Let the league's all-time leading scorer and boyhood fan have a word. Doesn't need to be owt more.

YOU CAN WALK MY PATH, YOU CAN WEAR MY SHOES...

Firmly consolidating themselves as an established third division side. Donald's decision to spend £4m on a terrace chant is looking smarter by the day.

Did I tell you the time I was shagging a scummer from Prudhoe? I was mid-stride when her boxer dog came and licked me in the gooch. It was minging and mint all at the same time. Can someone make a note of this as a POTY contender?

Oh god, they absolutely HATE anyone praising us. They just can't handle it.

Wraith's now tweeting in Arabic, the absolute danger.

Aye, Dave Stone. He posted on the UK Craft Beer Forum on Facey (20k+ members)

:lol:

Ah, Lee Ryder telling us Carver was "a safe pair of hands"

Doesn't matter tbh. Wherever it is he's sitting there anonymously taking it like a little bitch Oh yeah. It’s probably the Wraiths family WhatsApp, his dad is calling him a cunt and his mam saying don’t worry pet, he’s not even yours. Bet Wraith's da listens to Natasha Beddingfield in the bath.

Hi Steve, if you're reading this, fucking phone up Alan Robson and moan to him. No-one gives a fuck.

I emailed Metro yeaaars ago (like 2004/5/6-ish) and heard nothing back. I'd be amazed if it's still archived anywhere.

Some of the wealthiest people in the country were hardly gonna be comrades like.

Couldn't work out if midds genuinely didn't know, was making a joke or hoping it'd encourage some people to get rat arsed on Sunday night, only to then realise they have work on Monday

Was thinking that. Or throw even more money at it, build a small stadium for the stiffs as part of a wonderful new training complex and name that (when I say stadium, I mean a pitch with about 10 rows all the way round).

Gutted McLaren is in the list of options, but not Houghton.

They can argue it whatever way they like, they've still got to spend more time watching their team in the third division.

In what regard? "I'd rather eat one of Loki's tuna monstrosities than see this drag on any more"?

Without doubt, the worst one they've given us was this: width=300https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yyrFRq3n8Mc/U-ND62N2BII/AAAAAAAAZIM/9ec4unR2c9A/s465/Newcastle-14-15-Home-Kit+(1).jpg[/img]

Aye, Palace is minging. People were just moving to wherever they could when I went. Thankfully we were fairly near the front. Felt like a pain in the arse to get to as well.