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Ace!

Took the piss out of one of their own fans, who said the club's patter on Twitter was shite. Fan has now deleted his account.

Plz happen x

Honestly can't remember.

Forgive my scepticism, but have you painted over the original photo? There's some incredible attention to detail on the timber two stewards are carrying... Exceptional work if not.

Forgot that Phil Brown one. The one I was referring to was the image below, where the pink jumper was a cock and balls!

Might give it a go. There were some crackers first time around. Phil Brown and IP's(?) Clive Tyldesley spring to mind. What's the best paint app for Mac?

Topper, Marathon, Atletica or Kelme for me, like. Failing that. let's help revive Uhlsport's profile.

Auf Geht's Hertha! Ha Ho He!

Mackems, led by RTG posters, have talked themselves into the belief every member of the media - particularly those locally - are Newcastle fans. So they invented the term "Magedia" to support this. And refer to the local BBC output as "Look North Korea", such is the obvious bias towards our club...

So we can't call hippohead 'Fat Sam' either?

Thread title is wrong. Should be "Get in the bin, did you say?"

An announcement on or around 1 June. A week on Monday. I'm not sure some people will survive that long.

Amazed it's not actually made by Pretty Green with a paisley design like that.

Excellent news!

I'm presuming he's privy to something being on the NUST board. Hasn't there been a suggestion before Staveley reached out to various fan groups?

Christopher Johnston (on twitter) has dismissed this ages ago. Catch up man. That's Stifler, man.

Woken up to Bebo messages from Ralf Keidel AND Pedro Dimas saying they've heard it's off I've posted a bulletin on MySpace asking Peter Keen to to let me know if he's heard owt.

Anyone got Bob Geldof's phone number? Feels like we need a benefit concert to raise awareness of this thread and the tragedy it's become.

Mad finish, that.

Hes at Juve Well that pretty much tells you I don't take much notice of other teams in the Premier. Tbh I always got him mixed up with the other English lad in Arsenal's centre midfield, the one who was always injured. Or was that Ramsay? West Ham's Jack Wilshere? They're both gone? Fucking hell. You seen that Geordie lad up front for Man Utd? He might be worth a look. He's got a brother at Leeds? Charlton, is it?