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Any relation to the legendary Noel Hickey?

Seriously, just bin off VAR until everyone's learned to use it properly.

Love owt like this, me. No clip of our favourite former left back going in nets at the Leazes, though.

The Mackem Times pushing the NETD agenda for a kids game.

Making his da proud.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Haven't we gone "back to the drawing board"/"back to basics" about six times this season already?

Joelinton's 10-minute stint playing wide on the left was magical.

I'm sure Steve Agnew clapping and shouting "come on" for 90 minutes solid will spur us on to victory.

Reckon he'll gan for it?

"I have waited something like 20 years for a result against United.“ Cunt.

Off to go and watch the mighty Chicago Bears beat the Raiders so thankfully won’t see any of this - unless the sadistic bastards at Spurs’ ground insist on showing it in the concourse...

Buzzing for Lee Ryder's analysis, after we get thumped, to be all about how class it is the Longstaffs played together and are Geordies like their Geordie manager.

Some long-distance runner is getting involved, it seems. https://twitter.com/ChronicleNUFC/status/1180437727013003265?s=20

Is he going back to Rafa's tactics because he's so fucking clueless himself? Or is he going back to them so as/when we lose/they don't work, he can try and absolve himself of the blame? Or is it both?

Plagiarism. Fairly certain this was Wordsworth's original opening like to "Daffodils"...

THEY'RE FROM NORTH SHIELDS, LEE'S FROM NORTH SHIELDS Club's continuing to sink further into the shit and he's churning this muck out.

Roflham Lolspurs are back.

10/10. Would've struggled without the clues, like - there's a few I would've assumed wouldn't make a top 10 list.

Martin Samuel's another one whose heart cannat have long left.

Ashley's aware we're shit and prepared to sack Bruce in order to avoid relegation, but doesn't want to do it when we're already obviously shit and staring relegation in the face.

Has this fat cunt's heart packed in yet? Hopefully his da's watching from down in the mud, chuffed at how much his son's ruining "his club".

Fucking joke that it was the wrong owner’s helicopter that went down like.

walked out when the fourth went in. Pint of rhubarb and custard sour beer. Few fans singing “we’re shit and we’re sick of it” and others having a go for not supporting the team. What a crease.

Those little arms again...