Buckled at this comment from the Storm Gain CEO:
"We share many core values with Newcastle United – effort, determination and the pursuit of success – and we could not have imagined a better partner to start such an exciting adventure with."
thick fucking cunt.
Looks like an ever-so-slightly better version of Atsu to me. Every clip it looks like he's not sure what foot to use next and never seems to quite have the ball under control. Doesn't quite know what he's going to do next.
Decent compilation on Youtube of him rattling them in against the likes Admira Wacker Mödling and Rheindorf Altach.
If you base this on Admira Wacker Mödling being as good as Man City and Rheindorf Altach as Liverpool, I think we might just piss the league - especially with master tactician Steve Burst on the sideline.
This is fucking hilarious, like. Approach an absolute fucking dinosaur as SIXTH CHOICE thinking you'll get him on the cheap then baulk at £5m compensation.
Ashley, Charnley, Bishop and Barnes are a bunch of absolute fucking cretins.