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Get in. He pushed his head forward tbf.

Shelvey's having a 'mare at the minute. Not sure whether it's tiredness or frustration.

There's a Hull goal coming soon.

Harsh.

Did I just hear the PA guy say there's going to be a crossbar challenge? Get Stifler down on that fucking pitch now.

Colback-esque the way he won the ball and got a shot away.

Stadium is completely fucking empty ffs.

Anyone heard from Stifler btw?

It's absolutely awful. Nice gesture from Nacional.

Do you listen to the drinks break by any chance? Used to always like Seth Bennett when he appeared on the World Football Phone In. Listened a few times but can't say I'm a regular listener.

Lizzy knas the craic.

Bristow doesn't need to declare that he's not a wimp, we already know that from when he valiantly battered his wife.

1-0 Dave Whelan FC

The McAlpine Stadium or whatever the fuck Huddersfield play at now is absolutely BOUNCING in this game v Wigan.

Heard a Palace fan on Talksport - proper Londoner, nailed on to be one of those "fick jawdee" Twitter arseholes - on me drive home from work bleating on about Pardle's arrogance. Glad that's one thing that's also getting attention among their lot as well.

Cracking start. They've come out flying.

Love it when the Emirates collectively gets irate.

Gol de Bawnmuf

Off injured after 15 minutes

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Thought Albrighton would be happier given his school team got a draw against Burra.

Guessing you've completely polished off that bottle of Bombay Sapphire?

"This was the most defensive team maybe I ever saw in my life"

Lowes thought that. Ando said a backpass off any part of the body other than the foot is allowed.

"For Alan Pardew, that's a bigger loss than it is... a difficult situation for Bradley." Wat.