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Just watched this utter clamp on the BBC site. Who the fuck is 'Riveri'?

TACTICAL LEFT BACK SHUFFLE.

That mackem who set fire to the ferry has been jailed for 11 years.

My story of him being a good guy: I was working in Primark in town about 18 months ago while I finished my Masters. He came in on a couple of occasions, each time spending about £500 (think how many items that was given Primark's prices). One of my colleagues plucked up the courage to ask what he was doing with it all. He said it was all being sent back to Argentina to kit out friends, family and neighbours in the area he grew up in.

Jesus fucking Christ, man. So he's possibly got testicular cancer and we've treated him like shit? Fuck off Pardew you utter fucking cunt.

Agree it's not on, but there's no 'family zone' at away ends, parents who take their kids to games know exactly what kind of foul language their kids are going to hear. I heard the word 'c***' shouted out more times than I care to remember at the game today. Carver's only in the wrong for the fact he's done it in front of a kid, not for having a go back - loyalty should be commended, even if it is seerly misguided in this instance. Pardew gave him a job and he's not about to stab him in the back now. Even if he is a c***. He's representing the club, ffs. The fans pay his f***ing wages. You're talking out your arse.

Gary Watson ‏@TheRabonaKid 1m Confirmed on SSN that Pardew is currently speaking with Ashley. Please let this be it. #NUFC

In the second one you can see a professional photographer walk into shot, taking pictures. Hopefully there's plenty of good stills in tomorrow's rags.

Pathetic half-arsed smile. http://s21.postimg.org/45xnr5lhz/Screen_Shot_2014_09_13_at_16_52_40.png

Bedsheets are out. http://postimg.org/image/wm8t3g6bj/

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Four days a week and that's what we do.

John Carver can fuck right off. Pretend hardman whose tongue is so far up Alan Pardew's arse.

Fucks sake. A hamster could've sneezed to make that ball move and it'd have been stronger than Colo's pathetic effort.

The theme tune is my ringtone on my phone. Usually get weird looks when it goes off, but there's been a few times someone's heard it and shouted "Football Italia!"

In the SD font, presumably?

Folks running round shouting "Yooooorrrrrkshiirrrrree" all weekend :anguish: :anguish:

The fucking thing will go into standby after half an hour.

Why have I got images of someone standing on the pitch with a remote control, bickering with a colleague whether it's HDMI 1 or 2. You know, like when your mother tries to work the DVD player? Also, the most useful thing it can be used for is to display the lineups. I'd not be surprised if this doesn't happen.

Sergio Ramos scored a panenka?

It'll look shit. Bet you'll be able to see the wires and leads dangling down, too.

Just seen Portugal lost at home to Albania.

Aye, saw that. Brilliant move. A football-mad city that has a crap rugby union side only a handful of people are bothered about and the only rugby league interest is, or was, Gateshead Thunder.

"ye want tae go back in front? Naebor, pal. We'll dae the assistin' for ye"

Looking forward to the Hull game and going to order a triple pack of ankle socks to refresh myself at half time. EDIT: It's not impossible for someone to spray paint "is fucking shit" underneath that, actually. You'll obviously get banned like, but it'd be funny.