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Unai Emery's got a lifetime of excuses for future failure sewn up by winning this like.

Bet Gamiero's gutted he didn't end up at Newcastle.

Rodrigo anarl.

Cardozo wins.

Good to see Bacca score given I've had him in swap about 6 times.

Who is going to stutter their run up and hit a weak daisycutter nowhere near the corner? Can see at least one of them doing it.

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Still only completed Croatia, Greece and France. If you've got 29, 112, 120, 338, 343, 427, 507, 521, 571, 574, 578 or 582 in swap then I am particularly interest in hearing from you. My latest list: 8, 10, 18, 27, 31 40, 46 53, 57, 58, 66, 67 70, 74, 77, 78 114, 116, 117 149, 162 166 185, 189, 192, 194 207, 211, 219, 221 223 243, 252, 257, 259 265 280, 290 307, 309, 315 326 355 378, 385, 386, 392 398 430 463 491, 494 509, 516, 524 536 545 566, 573 589 611, 612 623, 636

What's funny is fuck is that if we did fluke our way to a cup final, they'd be all over social media within a day marketing shitty commemorative t-shirts churned out by 7-year-olds working 16 hour days.

What's fucking depressing is that Jack Colback, who we're trying to sign, went to Wembley with sunderland. We've said we won't target the cups. If Jack fucking Colback has an ounce of ambition, then why the fuck would he want to join us? In theory, our policy won't even allow us to sign players of his calibre.

Having my usual Total Sport session while making my tea because I'm a sad cunt, and there's a fan on at the minute who was at the meeting. Said they read out a damning list of statistics to the board about our poor run but seemingly little was said in response.

Fucking pathetic. Pack of fucking cunts, the lot of them.

Football Ramble also once mentioned that the guy on the PA system says "Come on you soopa" and the crowd then respond with "hoooopsaaa!" It's the place where dreams are made, man.

The quality isn't there though. And with regards to growth, what European leagues can grow so to speak? They're already established. It might just crack the top 20 of European leagues in terms of quality. So yeah, it's not all there yet. Doesn't mean the games aren't entertaining and filled with talented players. I'd much rather watch a Seattle-Portland game than some of the fare served-up in the Premier League this season, including many of our own matches. I'd expect it to crack the top 20, given that the bottom of such a list would be the likes of the League of Ireland or Lithuania or some crap. There might be the odd talented player, but the games and highlights I've seen on BT Sport have been poor. Utterly absurd to think any MLS club would turn down the opportunity to take Rio Ferdinand for even just a season. His presence would aid the development of others.

The quality isn't there though. And with regards to growth, what European leagues can grow so to speak? They're already established.

Don't slag off Portland Timbers, man! They have a bloke that cuts bits off a tree trunk behind the goal each time they score, maintaining that long-held tradition from when the FA laid down the laws of association football.

Oh joy.

Would still have Kasami as goal of the season. Phenomenal technique.

Quickest I've seen him move jogging off.

Wonder how many daft anti-Islam hooligan types are unaware Dzeko is a Muslim?

Is this going to cut back and forth between our game and the West Ham game?

Panini have had an absolute nightmare here.

Embarrassing predictions aside from the two in bold.

Southampton fans are right tbf. No pressure to sell him, if Man Utd are daft enough to start at £27m, take them for as much as possible. It's still though.

Tbf without Mike Ashley, this country would go to the dogs. There'd be riots on the streets of every town as people run amok in a frenzied panic that they can't get their hands on a triple pack of 'No Fear' boxer shorts. Even thinking of such a distressing and scary scenario sends a chill down my spine.