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Any danger of bringing the clock back like?

Dyche'll be chewing on gravel ready for his post-match whinge, the odious cunt.

Get in!

There's nearly an entire stand empty at Selhurst Park, isn't there?

Stone and Woan on the Burnley bench, like a shit Hoddle and Waddle. Dyche needs to get Steve Chettle and Chris Bart-Williams involved.

Got Burra on the TV and Burnley vs Leicester on the laptop. The latter is absolute AIDS. Both sides are so bad.

The thought of saying "Ukraine" in a beast accent sends shivers through me.

Wonder how many pancakes he's wolfed down so far today?

Well aye. In the hazy summer of 2003 we went to France with the school and saw Amiens' stadium. Just replicate it on a grander scale.

http://westbrom.com/forum/index.php?topic=26689.msg847210#msg847210 Triggering PTSD, that one.

He's never putting it down to playing at home? There's more people in Fenwicks the Saturday before Christmas than were in the Hawthorns tonight.

"Now hey, listen. What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent bacon meal?"

Didn't have any tea due to it being an 8pm kick off. He's in the changing rooms just going through bag after bag of Mini Cheddars.

Hal Robson-Kanu's been huffing on a big bag of glue off air.

Hal Robson-Kanu banging the "back to basics" drum for him ffs.

Buzzing for his post-match interview, like. Eye's down for a full house, let's tickle those balls...

I was going to ask whether you could subject the fat mess to Pavlovian conditioning with the sound of boos, as he must be so used to it, but the twat probably salivates constantly anyway, so it'd be hard to assess whether you've managed it.

"I thought up until the first gowal, wuh were in it. But, this is the nature of the Championship. It's a difficult league and ah howped wuh might've had that little bit extra. Wuh thought the game was there to be won and wuh went for it, but it cost wuh. Credit to Swansea, they're a good side but wuhl regroup, take a look at wuhselves and see where wuh goin wrong."

Had a tenner on it. Printing money.

Steve, are they booing me? No, sir. They're saying Boo-ruce. Boooooo-ruce.

Ahahahahahahaah fuck off you cunt

Ah, it appears Alex has taken the wax-ridden earpiece from Clemence.

I've sussed what the problem is. Clemence hasn't got his earpiece in and Agnew's not stood incessantly clapping encouragement.

Not the first time we've been 3-1 down to Norwich and turned it round...

Absolutely fucking aaaful, this