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There's nowt about him. He's not taking on and beating his man, he's not putting in decent crosses and he's not finishing anything that comes his way. The bin is his home.

Got more glue if you want it?

Off the top of me head he was a one-on-one away from winning it at Watford and could've put Cambridge to bed on his own. Couldn't finish if his life depended on it. There's this weird belief on here he's "got a decent shot on him" which he simply hasn't. As I say, I won't fault him in effort, but where want to be? Nah. Taraa.

His heart's in the right place but he's absolute dogshit

With the best will in the world, please get in the bin, close the lid on the bin and stay in the fucking bin until we can send you back to the Championship. You're fucking pony.

These dandruff-ridden cunts still seeing us in the championship, aye?

By 'present' do you mean set up a Youtube channel where we first document our idea, intermittently spread some bullshit about Dan Burn killing Jacob Murphy's cat and then film ourselves waiting outside her house for a full 24 hours before throwing a homemade blueprint in her face as she does the school run? I'm all down for that.

What's the minimum pitch width requirement? Could it be feasible to knock through all internal walls and play in Leazes Terrace?

Dog with a bone. He's been pushing for Howe to pass comment since he was appointed and it's simply not going to happen. He'd have been banned long ago if the club took the Mike Ashley approach to criticism.

Who was it asking? Wasn't Alistair Magowan was it?

Yep - and takes them for NZ too I believe. With that - and the fact he's still yet to score - it's absolutely nailed on he'll be taking it if we get one tomorrow.

Everton are up there when it comes to clubs with shite songs recorded from yesteryear.

Ah aye Point still stands.

Referring to a position as a by a shirt number has just reminded me when the thick cunt said he was playing with a false nine Fucking moron.

He'll carry on being mates with Putin. Just takes some of the heat off. It's sportswashing the same as the Saudis.

Gasping for their bubble to burst, like.

How about we make Leazes Terrace part of the new East Stand? Turf the zany students out and use the properties as executive boxes?

Reuben's had enough of Agmonglahor's shit

You can only broadcast on Noncewave in Teesside, that's why.

2022 and they're still jumping about to Pigbag. Collective of absolute dangers.

It is quite apt that Chris Wilder's decided to wear his jacket like a nonce. He's obviously taken to the area.

Look at the state of them. Weird cunts.