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it would never open because one ov da fans must aav eez keeys or summink, so the gates would be permanently locked.

Wyclef Jean and The Rock should team up again and release a tribute song in his honour.

That's 6 seasons worth in PardewLand. Imagine how s*** a themepark called PardewLand would be. "SIT BACK and enjoy the ride!"

great to see .cock have an article up with Simpson and Obertan paying tributes to him. What I really want to read about at the minute is 2 ex-Man Utd players reminiscing, especially when we have an incredibly important game against QPR coming up on Sunday.

can Moyes applaud without looking like an excitable baby? If he can, then they have a problem.

nar fuck that. When .cock reports that Sammy Ameobi and James Tavernier gave out prizes at some local secondary school, that's when the earth will stop.

Richard Scudamore: "The Premier League has never known life without Sir Alex Ferguson" I'm f***ing terrible at maths, but come on, Captain Obvious.

"mate, mah boss az sent me owme am in such a state" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: there's a fan choking on TalkSport.

Moyes will most definitely crack at the first sign they're not in with a chance of winning the league. Pressure won't come from their fans but the media who will no doubt tow the "he's not as good as Fergie" line at every opportunity.

if it's Moyes, I can see Chelsea and Man City spending the money like crazy this summer. Don't think Moyes will hit the ground running there and they'll look to take advantage.

anyone reckon Scholes and Giggs will follow suit?

SSN's new layout means the "breaking news" is about 3 times bigger than before.

it's mental to me simply because he's been their manager since before I was born. So many TV channels will be rushing to knock up documentaries now.

Would be fucking hilarious if they got Benitez. Manages Chelsea, where he's hated. Manages Man Utd, where he's hated. All the while the red scousers say others "don't deserve" him and are pining for his return while also desperately trying not to sound too disloyal to Brenda.

Should get Rafa for some epic lolzes.

QPR, obvzzz.

Do it.

did anyone pay any attention to Man City vs. WBA tonight?

thought Moyes said he fancies Die Bundesliga? http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/man-utd/next-permanent-manager Mou 10's with Stan James.

someone lined up. Mou?

I know we don't do must-wins, but ffs they've been dogshit all season. We've scraped wins out our arse before and I fully believe we can give it another go. No negativity, more attacking, no playing for a fucking point please Alan. Just lead us to victory and then we can go our separate ways and not another word will be said.

beat QPR and if Villa lose to Chelsea we're safe.

best 4 pund I ever spent.