WarrenBartonCentrePartin

Wake up Swansea, Swansea wake up.

Vorm - what the fuck are you playing at?!

McManaman's just done a mint Parker Pirouette.

aye fuck off McManaman you prat.

HOWAY MAN YA WELSH FUCKS!

Niall Quinn fucking loves himself.

I don't like Laudrup's comments here, like...

Might leg it to Coral now as well and get odds on Shaun Maloney not getting a broken leg in the opening 10 minutes of this...

£2 on SkyBets offer of 14/1 on 2-2 and £2 on Wigan to win. Trying to jinx the draw as well

it's a scraper isn't it?

you feeling alright mate? You know the usual 50p would have sufficed?

nowt says you have to bet big, man. I might just chuck £1 on. It's the fact we've at least got something on them which means the jinx will still carry.

gonna have to put something on Wigan tonight like. It worked on Saturday.

can kick a ball really, really hard and is a professional Metro hardman.

Costco Opening Hours areet areet settle down.

what time does Costco next to the Metrocentre shut? Gonna do a run there tomorrow to bulk-buy more Irn Bru and some other bits and bobs. Tempted to go when Wigan-Swansea is on as I really can't take watching that...

And so did we. "I know, I'll give him at least 60 minutes...he'll probably do it again"

I see us 24 hours away from 18th place, with only 2 games to go. And your next fixture is as easy as it gets. You'll win at QPR and this'll seem like a distant time of panic. You've really not watched us this season, have you? No, but I have paid close attention to every other team in the relegation fight. It always looks worse when you are talking about your own team, but there are teams in worse positions than you, and it is in your own hands. Beat QPR and you're fine. Maybe if you can't win there, you deserve to get relegated, but honestly, both Wigan and Norwich are in worse positions, clearly, and I believe Sunderland are as well. to win a game though you have to be on the front foot, looking to attack and score goals. We don't do that.

I know this is like a broken record but what's the point now, you know Jonas will play, we all know Jonas will play.

I see us 24 hours away from 18th place, with only 2 games to go. And your next fixture is as easy as it gets. You'll win at QPR and this'll seem like a distant time of panic. You've really not watched us this season, have you?

first half of spurned half chances, second half of holding on, bricking it and clawing a 0-0 by the skin of our teeth - which won't be good enough.

yup. We've simply got to better their result on Sunday then hope they get dicked off Man City on the final day while we get dicked by Arsenal.

ffs man

Peter Crouch has done absolutely nothing.