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what was that celebration?!

yes you did.

what's going on there?!

commend your "group of lads" ffs Chris!

love Norwich's team of typically British-sounding surnames.

Redknapp saying he chased Carzola. FFS he's becoming a parody of himself.

Theo's 'tashe

hey man, Carzola's goal was created from a long punt forward!

Adebayor really did cost them this game. Spurs were by far the better team early on.

what the fuck is Pearce on?

Such a good header from Mertesacker. One day, Willo, one day...

thank you Danny for pointing out where I've been going wrong with girls. More trips to Tesco are needed for first dates.

"wooooooooooaaaaaaaahhh......YOU'RE SHIT!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" at Crewe

Miles Starforth reckons he's doubtful for Swansea with a back injury and ongoing issues with Senegal. You couldn't make this shit up.

the trophy presented by.... the Newcastle United tea lady

Guess who said this, it's not Shearer btw. Zlatan himself, obviously

aye I pissed myself at that

just seen this http://tyneandwear.sky.com/othersport/article/21418 second video. The commentary ffs :lol:

Eurgh. I cba to stay awake. Plenty of pictures and descriptions about what he gets up to please.

shagging that Tulisa lass? http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/687378924.jpg?key=640813&Expires=1352933069&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=Hp4m4sfhquxda8EmWXbzvg-0pCGhKf2KYWKG5lH3EE-4oEZJn~-ku1CvDa1qMZ8aE0yedpkpkzFSrBP4TBgH367y31QHzhcC5Rk~FMN4Sc7sBAt4QhVfgkXkvack~xLTh7-QQfCYJHtEbER~Kwlkbl8iXZGjiK062xLSFWGSviQ_ soz for the big image, but it is a world exclusive...

I agree with Royston Keane. He's getting complacent because he doesn't feel threatened. There's no real stiff competition for him at either Man City or for England.

either pack it in being stupid or fuck off and don't come back then. A very RTG response, but I mean it.

Adrian Chiles wants to remind us all it rained in Poland last month.

In-gur-lund fans singing the national anthem mid-game.

Danny Welbeck's crap celebration.