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proper hope Craig Levein is sat at home on his sofa, in his kegs, eating yoghurt with a Quaver, furious that he got ripped to pieces for not playing a striker, bitter at the world that he wasn't seen as a tactical pioneer.

Tyldsley aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

I wish he'd just retire. this.

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I'd love to go for a pint with Martin Jol (the real one, not the WUM).

why was he down as Calcio on FIFA 98 or 99?

soldiers should get footballer's wages.

It's also depressing to think who the fuck we could get in to replace him. Regardless of the 8 year contract (which I'm sure is riddled with loopholes and get-out clauses) I can't think of anyone that would be an improvement and also happy to work under MA and DL.

just dawned on me that Wigan had 10 men as well.

Full house on Red Card Cliche Bingo there like. true though. Poor Brede obviously thought if he didn't stop Catts he'd waltz past him and spray a beautiful 20 yard ball out to Johnson.

RE: Hangeland's red card - the top and bottom of it is that it was a silly tackle he didn't need to make. On the half way line and Cattermole was going nowhere. Harsh and not a red in my eyes but it didn't surprise me it was given.

hope Fulham bring Jimmy Hill out at some point to infuriate the away support.

can't stand Millwall fans and when their more famous supporters, especially Danny Baker, try to make out they're not as bad as they once were/everyone says they are.

"he only drinks John Smiths" they chant at him as well as calling him gay, as they hand him a can of fucking Fosters. Oh the irony.

the most depressing statistic yet? OptaJoe ‏@OptaJoe 6 - Six players in the PL this season have had more shots on target than Sunderland (15): Ba, Suarez, Bale, RVP, Tevez & Giroud. Contrast.

Liverpool last on MOTD? They'll be seething.

just fucking stand and watch him Williamson you plank.

that goal :anguish::anguish::anguish:

happily just touting Dick Advocaat for the Reading job during commentary.

Appalling defending

Redknapp now giving Sandra a mention. The parody continues...

if we don't take advantage of Southampton's shit keeper next weekend I'll cry.

Southampton's keeper's rat tail is awful.

been banging on to folks at work all week about El Sackico this weekend like. No, Gary. Nobody has been calling it that you div.

this is incredibly cringeworthy