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Kin autocorrect. Fuck knows what jumble of letters I’d actually mashed into my phone keyboard. You could’ve had something a lot worse.

Eh? Never been on dolphin pills like?

Always felt their plight might’ve got more coverage had they properly booted off at the ownership. However their determination not to lower themselves to “mag levels” has meant they’ve been forgotten about.

My concern with what he’s paid is that he signs a handsome contract and sees it being an easy ride. I’m more sceptical about his level of motivation.

Not adverse to Ramsey on loan with Juve subsidising his wages, but worried it’ll be a total waste of money to sign him permanently and pay him whatever silly amount he wants.

Graves umming and erring his way through what he thinks is going on now. Bloke hasn’t a clue.

They’re showing clips of him on SSN now. His hair, that daft celebration. I hate him already.

5pm, presumably.

Get Rodrigo Ceni out of retirement and stick him in nets please.

Dunno how some people manage to sleep at night given how much their beds must stink of piss.

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He hasn’t got a scooby.

I’d agree with that view.

He’d fit like a glove with our car crash defending.

Have we offered Longstaff or is that what Everton have asked for (presumably from Rafa)? Seems to me like that might be accepted, but Digne doesn’t fancy it.

Ah whey. Next.

Nah. Standard medical is touch your toes, touch the stars, jog on the spot for 20 seconds and a quick hamstring stretch.

Easily done in the space of one morning tbh - with time for a pot noodle and a wank in the afternoon.

Wasn’t someone on here able to assess his channel’s footprint and determine he was making a couple of hundred quid a month at the very most?

Everyone knas Derek Wright is just a physiotherapist and not a doctor, aye? It’s someone else that’s been killing them off.

Used to love a school holiday trip to the airport as a bairn, pre 9/11, like. You used to be able to get out on the balcony and watch the planes land.