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Eurgh. Feels like a scattergun approach to seeing whoever we can get in one regard, then PIF clearly pushing for a “marquee” signing if the Hazard offer is true. If it’s true Howe wanted Wood, too, then it feels like there’s not really a targeted approach and everyone is offering different views.

Watford.

Heard he was apparently sat in the Leazers end against Watford.

I’m sure he’s said he did time in a YOI as a teenager anarl. He’s got issues.

Yep. It’s an area that urgently needs addressing but it feels like it’s not a priority whatsoever.

The year is 2032. The UK, led by Boris Johnson and his 120-strong Tory majority, is in its 145th lockdown. Newcastle United are still locked in negotiations with Sevilla to sign veteran 38-year-old centre-half Diego Carlos.

I just hope the lack of links today is because they’ve got their heads down and are cracking on, not because there’s fuck all in the pipeline. I am concerned it’s more the latter.

Yep. Spent most of the warmup on Saturday with one foot on a football just chatting. Also noticed Tindall’s hands must be glued inside his pockets.

Other than Rafa going to China, has Alan Nixon ever been right about anything concerning us? I can’t recall owt.

I’d be surprised if it was us, like. I did note Auclair was in the replies saying “please no”. Didn’t realise he now has it in for us after the takeover.

It’s with a heavy heart I have to inform you all this cunt is still stealing planet earth’s oxygen.

From the Peter Shilton school of jumping.

Me dad had a waver at his seat yesterday. Miserable sod didn’t wave it. However he took it down when going for a piss at HT. He said the bloke on the end of our row had one so he offered to take it as well, but was told “someone wants it”. Why are people choosing to nick them ffs?

Got in earlier than usual yesterday so saw some of the warm up. It was green and yellow bibs playing keep ball. However, this special little egghead had an orange bib on. It immediately became obvious he was playing for whichever team had possession - presumably because he’s seen as the focal point in our midfield. While nothing major, it was just a slightly concerning insight into how he’s presumably viewed by the coaching staff. There’s no need to persist with him. He’s replaceable and could easily be replaced.

He took what, a fingernail to the eye? And lay on the ground while they got the ball down the other end. Also stood pulling his own shirt and having a full-on strop down in the corner. Yesterday just made the HBA comparisons even more laughable. He’s lightyears behind what HBA was.

Was too deflated to post at full time yesterday. We’re doomed. They were appalling, but they move the ball so much faster in comparison. We don’t have a chance at breaking sides down when everything is so laboured. Every pass which isn’t misplaced is square. It’s slow, it’s pedestrian, it’s easy to defend against. Lascelles is done. He’s tragic, as is Sean Longstaff. We really are crying out for a couple of centre mids who can close down play and also drive us forward. I also hope any assist for ASM’s goal is given to whoever had him up against a wall at HT and told him to sort himself out. I don’t want to be a “body language expert” but his application and enthusiasm from the first minute was quite frankly pathetic. If these owners can sort an adequate replacement, I’d quite happily get rid. His attitude stinks and I think it’s only going to get worse. Not what we want in a relegation fight.

Passed two of their coaches on the M1 while driving back this morning. Glanced over and there were so many replica shirts over hoodies/jumpers. Proper wet set of fans. Hope we smash them.

If it’s not put on, then Barry Glendinning has to be one of the most miserable men in existence.

All of that plus we acted swiftly to address an area of concern makes it the least Ashley signing ever. It’s baffling.

Nah, the “transfer” part of his name refers to the fact he’s covered in temporary tattoos from bubblegum packets.

They’re using it to build an entirely new stadium constructed of items from Oak Furnitureland.

You’d think so, but in the replies he reckons it’d be win-win for both sides.

The fawning/reluctance to talk over YNWA during every televised Liverpool home game.

Solhekol was banging on about Zaha leaving, wasn’t he? HLTCO took the piss saying he knows fuck all and Solhekol accused him of sending racist tweets with absolutely fuck all to back it up.