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Easier to get parked and keeps him away from that YouTube creep who’s no doubt snuck out his ma’s house to go to Central. A wise move, Christopher.

Heard that weird fraud lad with a camera on his head is a big fan of Eddie’s mags like.

If this is this evening, nee mask. He’ll be out with Covid come Saturday.

Watching his 50 goals, it’s clear he can also put his foot through the ball when necessary. Makes some of the appallingly weak efforts we see from Almiron and Murphy that bit more embarrassing.

This. He was honking when he was at Derby.

Isn’t that the gimp who gave it the big ‘un to our fans when scoring against our shite under-23 side?

It feels like we could throw an extra £10m at Botman and Lille will come back asking for £15m though tbh.

Not sure Burnley will necessarily manage to reinvest the money either. Presumably they’ve been caught on the hop somewhat, so now have to conduct a striker search of their own. Like us, clubs will see they’ve come into money and try to get as much of that as they can. And, again like us, they’ve got the difficult issue of trying to attract players while they sit in the relegation zone.

It’s difficult to predict how many he’ll get for us tbh when we don’t know how often ASM will pass the ball rather than do three daft stepovers and a pirouette before losing it.

Wouldn’t mind us doing this, just for the hilarity of winding Gammon FC up further.

Didn’t he also get a last minute equaliser for Leeds against us at home a few years back? I was there, Good Friday wasn’t it? Might mean he has an extra point to prove next week anarl.

It’s underwhelming and it’s some fee for someone of his calibre but I’m not dead set against it. It’s better than relying on Dwight fucking Gayle and I’d like to hope it doesn’t mean we’re finished. If we can now carry on and add a younger, more pacy striker it could be a shrewd move in the short term

From all those links (agent-led or otherwise) last week to discussing the not-so-finer points of Foluwashola Ameobi. Kinell, it’s like nowt ever changed. Depressing.

Baldwalds has just chucked his wine all over in excitement.

Hasn’t most of chicken boy’s stuff been incorrect usually?

Looks very raw in the videos I’ve seen. I’d still say we need one - possibly two - more on top of this. He’s one to develop.

Sod Romano and his agent links. I prefer getting my info from Glenn, 46, a retired squaddie now driving taxis for Blueline. Never got a rumour wrong. Hates browns and gays too, which makes him that bit more credible.

Unsurprisingly haven’t a clue about him.

Sounds like Lille have been playing silly buggers in order to try and keep him, but it’s concerning if our first bid was laughably low.

It really isn’t. Beginning to feel like last week was a lot of hot air from both our end and agents.

Hope it was little more than a name to consider and we’ve not focussed all our efforts on him for what is an utterly unsurprising decision by Burnley.

Very few rumours flying around this morning compared to the buzz of last week. Similar to the takeover, I wonder if it was Staveley/our side briefing reporters and the penny’s dropped it’s worth winding her neck in a little.

Plays in the same league as Yedar Selsavon doesn’t he?