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tweeted to someone saying he can't go outside because the paparazzi swamp him

The casinos of Landsberg am Lech? he'll be carelessly throwing money around on mad bets with David28 tbh.

Nobby bigging up the young lad he signed Nolberto Solano ‏@NolbertoSolano Please follow @markcook88 please. Geordie keeper out here to play for U. Will be top top keeper!!!

Harper to make a zany cameo up front like he did a few years back.

whats sad about it all is that they've had fuck all to shout about. I'm 23 years old, born in 1988. Most mackems I know were born the same year, or 1989. One has a black and white photo of a scene from the '73 cup final in his flat, another proudly wears a replica of the '73 cup shirt. 15 years before they were fucking born and this is all they can cling on to. Recollections from their dads about how great a day it was. I was only 4 and a half when we went up under Keegan. I can remember bits of that season, watching a few games on ITV. I remember all of blowing the lead in 95/96 and pretty much everything since. I could wheel off a ton of memorable moments I've had following Newcastle in 23 years, they could probably do it on one hand. 3 of those being them beating us.

this is blatantly a man who spends his time in a tracksuit with his Staffy outside an off license buying alcohol and tabs for kids, usually with a can of Special Brew in hand.

arguably one of England's best players at WC 2002 as well.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2718/4252289362_be555689e1.jpg

you weren't around in 97-99 then?

For lovers of the Shola bike picture, this is in today's Chronicle.

Black bloke, white bloke.

honestly don't know what that last one was given for

he's on an ego trip. We went to take the free-kick about 5 yards further away from where the foul occurred but no, he stopped and made us bring it forward

we're actually not allowed to win the ball while making contact

beautifully tapped into the wall

ref's got his card out again

they've taken off the machine that is Anton Fink.

annoying lack of car horns for the last 20 minutes or so

Sammy and Obertan off

better than the One Show

it is true like.

Shola winning a free-kick like a boss

Sammy's actually got himself booked ffs

Abeid, Tav, Vuckic and Ryan Taylor off.

Santon, Simpson, Shola and Biggie (number 49) on