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FTM ‏@Masterplan_1978 22k in attendance - the O'Neill effect. Compare that to the one man and his dog at the Monaco v NUFC game on Monday. ‪#safc‬ ‪#FTM‬

surprise surprise, Sven fancies the Forest job

"I've got 40€ on Newcastle in this game. Quick! Do it. http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/10/screenshot20120719at132.png

found out somewhere down Dalton Park was selling a watch me mam fancies for her birthday, so went down to have a look. Not strictly a player, but strolling around the shops down there was the fat smoggy Jeff Winter.

technically it was them that was robbed. Indeed. But trying to flog him for £20m they're robbing whoever.

£20m for that lump of shite? Liverpool - a city full of robbing bastards.

its Sir Ricky man, its a pisstake

definitely think Lee Ryder got the gig at the Chronicle by collecting tokens off a box of Frosties.

definitely seems like theres a good spirit within the squad. Harper talked about it in his video diary too.

Paul Fraser ‏@paulfraserecho Interesting to hear Mehdi Abeid's brother starting for #Boro reserves at Synthonia tonight. #nufc

I'll be pua devvaz if he doesn't answer this one I asked #AskEnrique If you saw something strange in the neighbourhood, who would you call?

#AskEnrique Is it Catts for you, like? #NUFC also asked ‪#AskEnrique‬ would you rather try and fight off one horse-sized duck or 10 duck sized horses?

Liverpool saying they're doing a Q & A with Enrique later. Submit questions using #AskEnrique. It's being absolutely sabotaged by Newcastle fans asking shite #askenrique What's your favourite Aqua song? #lovebarbygirlme #AskEnrique are u a giver or a taker ?? #AskEnrique I've not been feeling too good of late. General feel of being under the weather. Anything to worry about do you think? #AskEnrique has anyone ever told you, you run like you're holding in a shite? #AskEnrique Does Jay Spearing steal your wallet? #AskEnrique Has Patrick Viera ever called you up and just breathed down the phone to you. #askenrique Who can eat an apple through a letter box the quickest? You or Suarez? etc

Fenerbahce 0 - 90,000,000,000 Newcastle United Shola getting all 90 billion.

proper hope thats actually what he said, in his shit Dutch accent

as if it'll be done by Monday man.

nice Stoke top, that.

Late for the bus to the stadium on Monday evening because Steven Taylor told him the wrong time

Vaughany's on the drink like.

£3.15m ffs

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2658/madl.jpg done on paint, apologies for its shitness.

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Lee Dixon's left the beeb apparently. If only others could follow him.