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Colo's face if/when he's told he'll be lining up alongside Christophe Berra -

'Demba's scored 15 since Ramadan, he just can't get enough, he just can't get enough.' 'Andy's scored none since he last got smashed, he just can't get enough, he just can't get enough' I know which chant I prefer.

mates with a Wolves fan on me course. He hates Berra, says he's utter shite, although he hates most of the team. Stearman usually bears the brunt of the abuse.

to be fair, I've seen a canny few slappas knocking around town looking for someone to ride, and I'd imagine the glasses in Blu Bambu are growing impatient at being used only to hold alcoholic liquids, not smashed over the head of an unsuspecting reveller. His departure has also fucked the local arsonist trade far more than Thatcher fucked the miners too.

we won't bring him back. Would be funny as fuck if we got him on loan though, he scored 10 goals between now and May, we sent him back to the Racists, Murderers, Bindippers (call them what you want) and he was dogshit again.

I only found it because a mackem has shared it on fbook from the 'Sunderland AFC News And Banter Page'

how the fuck do the 'International Business Times' know? I'm assuming this is what you're going on about: http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20120110/279610_exclusive-manchester-united-interest-demba-ba-confirmed.htm

'so 'Arry, we here you're a bit of a wheeler dealer! Well I've picked up a lovely little Niko Kranjcar for only £2.5m. How about we let Edd here fix him up, and see if we can sell him on at a profit for yer?' http://www.yourdiscovery.com/dni-media/mu-24/media-10941-28439.jpg

aye he's definitely given himself that label in the past when it suited. The Ramble have pointed it out in the past too.

that branch is so close to Primark. Surprised Sammy didn't pop down to buy a onesie to pose in.

I know he hasn't, but we need to deter people. Offer them shit they can't possibly want as an incentive.

we need to deter all suitors with a s*** offer they won't want. SPECIAL OFFER BUY ANY BA FOR £5 MILLION AND GET THESE DELIGHTFUL SPORTSDIRECT HANGERS FREE http://images.sportsdirect.com/images/products/89802190_l.jpg

Just got hilarious images in my head of Llambias stumbling around a busy Bata city centre in shorts and t-shirt, sweating his balls off, clutching a map trying to find the Senegal team hotel, proper Englishman abroad.

Pardew should just come out and say he's been shafting Sandra and Louise.

http://www.qpr.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10373~2570265,00.html

:lol: Anybody listening to 606? aye. hes sounding paticularly irratable tonight. aye. Seemed to immediately take a dislike to one caller and cut him off. thats what I was laughing at- hes got an odd manner to host a phone in- wont listen to callers opinions- gets annoyed when they disagree with him, worth a listen tho. caller said he was out walking the dog, thus not giving Green his full attention. AAAAAAHAHAHAAH MACCA IS ON!

606 going on and they're yet to even mention it.

:lol: Anybody listening to 606? aye. hes sounding paticularly irratable tonight. aye. Seemed to immediately take a dislike to one caller and cut him off.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2083912/QPR-sack-Neil-Warnock.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

:lol: Anybody listening to 606? aye.

just had a deeks. Wrexham is 40 miles/1 hour away from Stoke where I'm doing me Masters. They better win the replay!

Liverpool vs Man Utd! haha

mackems v smogs!

Brighton or Wrexham away.

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