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fucking Leeds man

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Spotted this in Coral in CLS. £430 is a shit return considering he's injured! http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5859/ameobi.jpg

might stick me last £5 in me account on Leeds tonight, then Liverpool, Chelsea, the mackems and Sheff Utd tomorrow. It'll pay back £75 which will fund a small binge run.

mine was ruined before all else began. fucking Belgium lost to fucking Armenia. Any Belgians here don't bother posting ever again.

don't Ecuador not play at a really high altitude too?

I've thrown in Ecuador to win away in Bolivia. I think its probably ruined my accumulator. I'm beginning to regret it.

a mate of mine was texting Simpson when he was on loan at sunderland. Don't think she ever shagged him though.

a lad I know reckons Bernard was playing on the pitch next to him at the Power League in Gateshead the other week. I think he's retired

The Alves deal has hit a snag - thats his north-east news. Jim White mocks Craig's ringtone.

wtf is David Craig's ringtone???

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Jim White AND Andy Burton. I might turn off.

this is what David Craig meant. We've bought this for an undisclosed fee. We wait until 5pm when Mike and Derek open it. It could be a new striker, or it could be a toilet roll. http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c311/SpankyStokes/Blog/cardboard_boxcopy.jpg

Maybe I misheard him, did he say the Mysterons are signing? I'll get my coat.

DC: awaiting announcement for Lovenkrands still. And some mystery players perhaps coming in on loan

scouser scallies making lots of gestures behind the reporter on SSN.

I posted one as "Manager of the Month" saying 'we aren't getting Beckford. But CC and I continue to work, and we're close to getting Lovenkrands in, and hope to get Cathcart. However our boss is being stingy. He won't even give that chap from Skysports some sandwiches!" it got rejected.

fucking scousers. I posted saying I heard that Roeder is finally preparing to table a bid for Dirk Kuyt after an ongoing scouting mission. It hasn't appeared.

me again!

I replied to Marley asking why I wasn't at training, but they haven't approved it. I said I explained to the gaffer I need to complete the new Batman game on the Xbox, and he understood.

I posed as Beckford! Its too easy!

do you need to be signed up on the beeb thing? I'm bored and fancy sending them a shitload of shit rumours.

would be nice... (!)