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bastards. Was laughing for a good 5 minutes solid when I read it, as were most people around us.

we hung back in the Leazes middle while everyone filed out. Was funny as fuck watching the 'fat cockney rapist' banner unfold. Then some chants, then the stewards leg it to try and nick it, resulting in a mass tug of war. Did you escape with it in the end? 70 minutes - the stand up for St. James' Park was decent. At least 70% of the ground did.

really hope that the mackems get pummelled today. I know a load that went down at the crack of dawn this morning. They've spent a fortune on train tickets (most don't have railcards and they didn't book early) and a hotel (staying in Covent Garden). They're also incredibly anti-cockney/anti-London, so I'm not entirely sure why they went. I know I'm a cruel cunt, but I'll laugh if they go down there, having spent that money and put in a shite performance. All thats left is for them to be priced out of having a good night out.

Just done a massive accy on League clubs who are playing non-league clubs to win. 13 in total. 2 quid returns £333.48.

FUCKING COME ON PAULTON ROVERS! Just found out where it is. Its near Bristol if anyone didn't know.

the fizzy pop league numbers Would love to hand my dissertation in in that font.

could you please explain how a giant screen will be great? I'm not having a go, just personally I see little to no benefit.

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wonder what that poor lads up to nowadays. Down the job centre?

tut tut. You need to keep on top of the game Michael...

popping up to SD.com@SJPS in a minute to get tickets for my housemate and I for the game on Saturday. I must admit, if pork pie is taking this seriously, I'll be a little upset if the reverse of the ticket isn't labelled "sportsdirect.com@St. James' Park Stadium Seating Plan".

Link it its on there as a comment!

Spot on.

if you mean give him money as in buying tickets, then unfortunately yes, because you go to support the team. You'll never stop people doing that, as has been said many a time before. If you mean giving him money buy buying pies, drinks etc, then from a personal point I won't be giving him money, no. The pints in the ground taste horrible anyway.

may I join you? Leave an eye socket free please.

*CH knocks on Ashley's office door. Inside, MA and DL are sat on the floor playing with hotwheels cars, making car noises. MA has a bib on, covered in gravy. Around him are empty foil pie containers.* MA: What's up Chris? CH: I've come to ask if you can look into signing Matt Killgallon MA: How much do you think he's worth? CH: He's out of contract at the end of the season. I reckon they'd definitely sell if we offered about £3m. MA: Hmmm... CH: I think he'd strengthen the squad alot. We're a bit lacking if Colo or Tayls get injured. MA: Have you got a second choice? CH: Erm, no...?! MA: Tell you what Chris, leave it with me, OK? 2 weeks later... MA: Ah Chris, good to see you, have I got a little surprise for you. Wear this blindfold and hold my hand *MA leads CH into another room with DL in tow* MA: Tadaaaaaaa, whaddaya think Chris? *In the room standing in training kit is Brian Kilcline* MA: (looking pleased as punch) Cost me f*** all, Chris, and much more of a hard nut than that Killpeople fella you wanted!

I believe thats how Chelsea worded their decision to appoint Carlo Ancelotti.

tempted to go on Sat like. Take a nice pew in the Leazes with a good view of the directors box. Don't think I'd end up doing much more than grumbling about Nicky Butt should he play, but I do believe this is the game where a pissed-up fan or two attempts to get into the posh seats, or decides to throw something and I want to see it. However if porkpie doesn't go on Saturday, he's just a fucking coward as well as a lying cunt.

I proper fancy going to Sports Direct and just randomly happy slapping the staff.

wiki said that Basle's St. Jakob Park was named after SJP. So now do they move to sportsdirect.com @ St. Jakob Park?!

Well maybe they should put films on during the matches, football we are playing is so boring I could do with something to watch of note. Or maybe play the 95-96 seasons matches on it so we can pretend we are still decent. the cretin will probably try to incite us further with a continuous replay of him necking that pint at the Emirates.

always maintained that you don't need a scoreboard. If you can't keep track of the score you perhaps should consider not being alive. They put the clocks in the corners, that was good enough. No need to turn it into a fucking cinema.

But, it's your birthday gift from Mike! I hope he's kept the receipt then so he can take it back!