Astroblack

Just caught the highlights of the Charity game. Beckham's crossing is as good as it ever was and Scholes looked a class. And of course, Michael Owen is a cunt.

Seriously. You often hear about managers talking about how guys like Beckham, Ronaldo and Lampard would do extra shooting practice after training. You don't hear that about any of these players, though.

I swear it feels like every player for Spain, no matter what their position is, has scored a goal at some point.

Oh wow that summary seems hillarious. Just sent it to the misses. She thinks I love football more than her.

All this concussion business is pissing me off. We all know sports can be dangerous, but that's the risk you take when you go out there and play. Will Smith is in some movie about it, and it's irritating. They really need to stop all this pussyfying in sports.

Watford 1 v 2 Man Utd Chelsea 2 v 0 Norwich Everton 2 v 2 Aston Villa Newcastle 2 v 1 Leicester Southampton 1 v 1 Stoke Swansea 1 v 1 Bournemouth West Brom 1 v 3 Arsenal Man City 3 v 0 Liverpool Spurs 3 v 2 West Ham Crystal Palace 0 v 1 Sunderland

Bored at work so looking up stats. Ozil has 10 assists this season. 24 in his time in the PL and he hasn't really played that many games. Yet pundits and commentators critique him more than any player I've ever seen.

Got four in a row.

Stick with it man, it's awesome. Carroll leaving was the end of player attachment for me, followed by Hatem obviously. Same for me. I honestly thought he'd be here till he retired like Shearer did. How naive of me.

Yeah, they pretty much link all players from 5-20 positions to the top four teams. Like Lukaku, Benteke, Stones, even Harry Kane was being linked to Man Utd in the summer.

But it's a chance. Put the ball in the box and see what happens.

Short corners, they usually amount to nothing and just end up in midfield limbo. You have your big defenders coming up to attack it and instead they go wasted. Now those same defenders have to run all the way back wasting energy. Spurs were guilty of this today. When they did take a corner, they almost scored.

Agreed. Drives his teams forward be it carrying the ball or passing it, provides goal threat and holds position very well. Good to see him playing because he hasn't really fulfilled his potential up to now.

Debuchy has aged so fast.

Why were there no players on the post? Could have easily gone in.

Omg Neymar.

What a ball by Rose. Class finish from Kane. Arsenal won't win the league defending like that.

Why did no one shoot for Spurs there? Three commentators for NBC.

I don't think LVG cares about attractive football or what anyone thinks. Fans and critics have been calling for it since he started but they play the same shite every week.

Average? Jonjo Shelvey is average. This guys is s***. You reckon Colback would get into Swansea and Everton's midfield When will you let that go, Joey? I was wrong, ok.

I haven't seen much from Berahino tbh. A lot of the goals I see him score are tap ins, rebounds, penalties and the like. If you were to compare him and Ayoze who also plays in a shit team, you'd say Ayoze was much better as he does a lot more than score goals. His overall play is excellent.

He's not a manager, he's a bloody politician.

No! Unbelievable that.

Yea wasn't the best example but you guys are way too nice with this guy. He is really really bad. i thought he was supposed to be good on the ball but he looks frightened when he's on it. Not good enough for this league.

Average? Jonjo Shelvey is average. This guys is shit.