Astroblack

Longstaff for Willock please

Our fans are the best. All the noise is us

We’re the home team here. Already seeing signs of camping from them.

Put one in the box lads

My God, do I love Pope

Literally thought Isak was Henry there.

Main commentator draws the picture describing the action, ‘colour commentator’ colours it in with their ex playing days insight and experience. Co comms like Jerry Lawler or Tazz. Not a race thing.

‘Dibu’ Martinez ’Chicharito’ Hernandez ’Cuti’ Romero Anything like this. Hate it.

We've all got or howlers. I thought Mark Noble would be the next Frank Lampard. People calling for Rogers in the England team already to compete with Bellingham.

You also said Gary Gardner would be future England captain, Brummie, so I'm not sure which one of your predictions will come true. Just kidding, he looks quality, bullied Rice and Partey.

Did you see City today? They didn’t even have Foden and Rodri on the pitch.

Trossard looks buzzing to have scored that.

Martinez with a Trippier special there.

Arsenal strip is really nice. Tribe Called Questish.

You gotta kneel and put a fist in the air, you muppet!

3-1 City mcKenna didn’t learn from Kompany last season.

Looks a pen for City

Get in Ipswich!!

The composure from Adingra. Brilliant!!

Van Hecke with the People’s Elbow on Martinez

Hate when right footers take free kicks clearly designated for lefties.

Had some really nice finishes, though. Definitely a player in there and a good type of arrogance on the pitch.

Joao Pedro. Evan Ferguson when fit.

Hate Bournemouth, their plastic looking stadium, their kit, the amount of Cooks in their team, all irrational I know, just something about them. Think the defeat there last year has made them into a bogey team. Absolutely shit scared of Semenyo, like. He’s gonna do something, can just feel it.

Keep forgetting about Kelly. Who’s the other one? Hall? I know what you’re saying but it doesn’t really feel like a transfer.