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.cock NEWCASTLE United owner Mike Ashley was in the stands cheering on the Magpies during Sunday's 2-2 draw with North East rivals Middlesbrough. The billionaire businessman, watching the Geordies for the first time, was even sporting his black and white colours complete with the name and number of one of his Toon signings - "Smith - 17". And United gaffer Sam Allardyce said afterwards that Mr Ashley certainly appeared to enjoy himself - especially given his celebration when Charles N'Zogbia opened the scoring in the first-half. "He appeared to have a good time, especially when the first goal went in, anyway," said Big Sam. "It was nice to see him here for the first time - and he hasn't tried to hide away because he was standing there with his Newcastle shirt on. "It's great to see him. There is obviously lots of speculation around what he is doing, but as far as I am concerned, with he and Chris, we are moving the club forward as quickly as we possibly can."

To be fair, racism isn't just skin colour. Using someones nationality in a derogitary way is racist. "you're just a fat Aussie Bastard" is also racism IMO.

Is that true? Our travelling fans were chanting that? Well, I don't blame him either then. It was a minority chanting the terrorist stuff but it was very audible. Notice how the TV haven't picked up on him giving some of our fans the V sign. Quickly changed it to the huntington-esque "i cant hear you" thingy, when we went mental at him.

Beyond a joke now. Especially NOTW.

That Bubble dude? The "man" in question: http://www.bigbrotheronline.co.uk/contestants/images/bubble_lg.jpg

Me too, purely because of where I live and the fact I get nervous before every game.

Sorry about that earlier mate. Mate text me with spare so dropped you a text straight away, unfortunately by the time you replied he'd shifted it. I need to know by Tuesday if you want any for Derby. Should be sorted for Derby I reckon mate, got about 12 aways on my ST now I think so I reckon i'll be ok for that. Cheers for the offer though I'm struggling for the mackems though if anybody is missing it and will apply for me...

Nice edit

What? Who? Where? They swapped the smogs and mackems matches?

Only two and a half months til our first Derby of the season (not including Derby away)

99% of them I reckon, since it's on Setanta.

Dong Gook Lee

FYP

Schwarzer Davies Riggott Wheater Hines Tuncay Boateng Arca Downing Aliadiere Mido (fitness dependent) Apparently.

About as funny as AIDS Dave, you need some new gags.

They heard me on 5live the other week and PM'd me on here

Talking about tomorrows match. Asked me what formation i'd play etc and how confident I was and how the smoggies were.

Just been on for 5 or so mins

Joke was old about three years ago.

Think i'm on Radio Newcastle tonight

Games last 90 mins tbh.

Derby 1-2 Brum

Sibbers injured

Everyone did tbf. Nah, only the thickos.