mattypnufc

I'd always prefer to go somewhere different, but would take going to Lisbon again. Had a cracking night the night before. Locals sound. Matchday, everyone congregated around the main square, no bother, few locals on the prowl selling gear and looking a bit iffy, standard big city. Locals were sound at the ground. Did the club charter package that time. Flight was straight after the match. Which was a cunt. The police were arseholes after the match, keeping us locked in the stadium.

RAT

Knowing our luck, it'll be the game before the derby.

RAT

RAT

Make it make sense man. Fucking hell.

Shite as usual. Unless it’s off the bench. I’ll maintain that stance until the day I die.

Went to bed angry. Woke up. Angry. Cant fault our team or fans. Can fault the fucking disgrace of a ref, the inconsistency of ‘laws’ being applied, VVD getting away with fucking everything as always, Liverpool continually getting the run of the green and being the spawniest, luckiest, absolute shit bags in the league. Only have hatred for the mackems more than these scruffy fucking rats. Oh and Isak can fuck off as well. Public apology in front of the Tyne Bridge, or hang the fucking cunt publicly off it.

True boys. My gaffer is back tomorrow. Already warned him of the hangover.

Going to be extremely hungover at this rate. Pished.

Decline.

True dat.

Can’t say I’ve seen owt to warrant that kind of fee like, but then again if we were buying him from the Bundesliga, with the potential, ala Sesko, people wouldn’t be baulking at the idea of it.

Towns like being abroad today. Tropical. Lush. Two pints in already. Might not make the game at this rate.

Brighton equally as galling and guilty of this tbf.

Into these fucking cuuuuuuuunts man! Hyped. Probably gonna get chucked out later. Keeeeemmon.

Still going to piss the leyug then?

Into these fucking cuuuuuuunnnnnts!

Really loves bread.

Cos he’s VVD and it’s Liverpool. Do you not know who they are?

I try for ballot first and foremost. Then resale if unsuccessful.

I’ve got 2/2 for resale though, so hopefully manage for the Arsenal game too. Managed every single game last season due to resale, and for that, the membership is worth it.

0/3 So far in the ballot 1/44 between me and my cousin (league) since the start of last season

I'll have to be careful on Monday like. Feeling so wound up, like a coiled spring, I might end up getting chucked out for excessive swearing