mattypnufc

STATS!

Not right that cunt like.

Looks like a reet bellend to me.

That Blackburn video is the worst thing I've ever watched.

He's about 12, FFS. Steady on. Fuck him, i hate the little shit. Haha

Champions League? Hehehehehehe

http://www.vi.nl/nieuws/janmaat-op-weg-naar-newcastle-united.htm?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=nieuws

Good to see him smiling. More can be said about me and the impending feeling of doom for the season ahead.

"@PeteGravesSky: #NUFC crossing the t's and dotting the i's on Remy Cabella deal #imminent"

Fruitful, sign three, lose two. Aye. Fruitful.

Who?

He'd soon have that coached out of him.

Why does this have to end.

Was he bench pressing kebabs? Fried chicken from chicken cottage.

Mate at work was given physio by Derek Wright earlier this week, said that HBA is actually one of the highest scoters for fitness (bench presses, leg weights etc) in the club. Didn't say owt else on the matter or any transfers like.

That's not the nutter one though...he has final say doesn't he?

That Red Star kit is going to be ours isn't it?

Although that's red & white stripes, the design is lush. Imagine it in B&W man. Not that shite, the Athetico Bilbao

Perhaps its a trap?

As a kid it was one of the highlights of the summer holidays. Good school report meant I got a new Newcastle top bought for me. Wearing it all summer when playing footy with the lads. But nah, wait until Match Day 1 kicks off and we get a dry humping. Absolutely no other team does this? Is our marketing department trying to be different or just fucking shocking at what they do? Much like the rest of the club at every level.

Pretty sure that was for the new floodlight installation...

How are we going to deploy Alan Pardews desperation time three left backs on the pitch super duper tactics if Dummet's not here?

They don't have a clue.

Puma must be paying Arsenal a fortune.