B-more Mag

I'm not going to break. No hope.

Christ. We've got to quarantine this place. It's totally infected with hope.

I've seen too many "set to be" headlines that never came true to be pulled in by this. I refuse to believe.

IT MUST BE TRUE! http://i.imgur.com/wB3mBAD.png

Are the servers locked away in a safe room? They're already going to melt from the masses logged on to rant when this doesn't happen. We don't need a pissed off Dave or other admin kicking the shit out of them as well.

I would totally pay to see 'Polic v. The King.

It's going to feel so very shit when Pardew's back on the touchline for the Burnley match on Thursday.

The mass despair when this all falls apart may claim lives.

Oh my god. The forum has been infiltrated by hope. Fight it with all your might. It's our only chance.

All I can think about is which one of the many possible gut wrenching scenarios will ultimately end up crushing my spirit if this actually does down.

When/what was that again? “Our strengths are we have incredible discipline in the team from our offensive players. “The current top model in Germany are Bayern Munich. “That’s their strength, that’s what we have got, and pace.” http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-boss-alan-pardew-8137569

I was promised Bayern Munich.

Those god damn legs. RG3's are shot but somehow Sammy's running around on those toothpicks.

Something about Sammy always reminds me of a newborn foal.

Pretty weak foul.

Hope that's true.

He's still an empty scrotum of a man.

9th in the table; Pardew forewa.

I like how they decided flash wasn't heavy enough with just the stream, so they thought they'd lob in a spreadsheet of live stats for the game too. The game that is most likely just a frozen black screen to you. Yep.

The NBC Live Extra apps suck my fucking ass. They're so fucking buggy.

Lovely.

Something's wrong. I feel like something bad is going to happen. Like all my tires are going to be flat when I leave the office.

Watch out for locust, there's some biblical plague shit happening here.

At least it was Sammy.

Charnley's such a lump.