B-more Mag

I think the United Nations episode of Peppa is my favorite.

It so doesn't even matter.

We'll stay up, blazing to the finish in a breathtaking display of ineptitude.

If we end the season on 35 and stay up, that would be . . . something. Something, indeed.

That's the stuff.

Ah yes, the I-know-I'm-completely-fucked-and-there's-absolutely-nothing-I-can-do-about-it-so-I-might-as-well-laugh-at-the-absurdity-of-it-all laugh.

It seems this is all settled then. Good show.

I'm not sure I've ever seen someone so actively advocate for apathy before.

How the fuck did Neville Chamberlain join the forum?

Exactly.

No more matches, please.

http://i.imgur.com/ut2CZFv.jpg $uBo

http://i.imgur.com/ofooE0J.jpg

God it's going to be so fucking shit when Palace inevitably finish above us. I wish I had the self control just to totally ignore the rest of the season.

Case closed. http://i.imgur.com/L7ia8Ir.png

Aggregate score in the 10 league matches between Man City and us since our season in the Championship: 30-4.

Hmm. What to do now. Let's go with the futile sub again.

Fuck Carver and fuck the players. I'm backing the appointment of Yorkie and a set of subbuteo figures.

It's a good bet Qatar will be under ISIS control by 2022, so I'm not too worried.

It's '94 forever in U.S. international soccer broadcasting.

You should have picked Sevilla - Córdoba. Xisco's unlikely to make you feel bad. Truth. Didn't he get loaned to Mallorca? The interwebs confirm this.

You should have picked Sevilla - Córdoba. Xisco's unlikely to make you feel bad. Truth.

Cabaye sets up PSG's goal in the first 5 min.

Seville vs Cordoba or PSG vs Caen?

Fox Desportes apparently has it. Not paying for a Spanish language package though.