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I wouldn't have ever posted anything so tenuous if this shit hasn't driven me around the bend and back. Fuck it all. Socks, cans and onlyfans. All night.

Actually, fuck it. Can't be arsed to PM people. A well respected journalist (on here, anyway) who leans heavily in favour of Newcastle United has told a colleauge of my partners (the wife of Paul Smith of Maximo Park fame ) a decision is expected this week. My partner is deputy head of the medical liaison team at Newcastle University and supports Celtic, if you wanted to know that shit. I plucked Thursday out of thin air and added additional cans and socks for flavour.

Off topic, but I've sent someone a PM I would like to forward on. How do I see my 'sent messages'? Cheers.

Tip for tomorrow lads. Tie an elastic band around the top of your socks. They're about to be blown the fuck off.

Triple check your refrigerators and make sure they're working properly. They'll rename Thursday 'CANDAY'. #CANS

Disconcertingly vague.

Malcolm Mcdonald has said he expects it to be done with the next week or so. Is this the new time frame?

I think it's affected mine, absolutely.

We'll be a very wealthy club this week.

Enough of this Leeds shit.

It's going through. It's been apparent for a while it's an end of the season announcement.

Horrendous.

Well. This makes no sense.

This is a positive.

No takeover then.

That was a quick edit.

You say that, but I still think if you asked me 4 months ago how many points we'd get from the three games we've played so far, I probably would've went with two. Three at a push.

How's he missed that?

Quality.

Joelinton man.

What a finish.

Christ.